Good morning misfits, I hope you had a solid 3 years of shut eye last night. My health has made marked improvements over last night and I no longer feel as if laying on my deathbed. The President’s Twitter account is silent so far this morning, likely due to General Kelly chasing him around the White House this morning, hoping to stop The Donald from declaring war on the NFL.
Futures are slightly lower and the dollar is ripping to the upside, higher by 0.67% v the euro — a forlorn development for S&P bulls. S&P futs are -2, BTC +2.7%, and WTI/Gold essentially flat.
This is a do-nothing but bitch and moan about the rent type of morning.
Over in the analyst community, a craven place of ill repute — filled with spinsters and grifters, it’s quite the busy morning.
Now that’s a protein diet.
ANYONE ELSE DEALING WITH THE AP BEING BROKEN SINCE FRIDAY!?!?!?!?!?
WTF!!!!!
Glad to see everything back in working order.
How do they know the cannibalism wasn’t consensual?
Or that the people who were eaten didn’t identify as food?