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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Stocks Swoon Lower; My Revenge Has Been Rebuffed

I’m feeling slightly better this morning, after taking a large amount of Nyquill last night before bed. I see stocks are lower, including my “revenge” stock, FEYE, which cost me millions back in 2014. I won’t let it slide much further and will likely need to take another L on this bastard son of a bitch.

The NASDAQ is lower by 34. Gold is getting demolished, off by 1.55%. Did you sign up yo OA’s boot camp? He nailed that trade.

Environmental firm, CCC, got bought out today for $21 — a 61% premium over yesterday’s close. Several biotech lottery tickets are up a bunch and ALB’s price target was raised at Jefferies, making all of the lithiumfags happy and content.

I sort of regret offering free Exodus trials last night, as I am manually doing it for all of you. I figured maybe 20-30 people would respond and I’d be able to do it at my leisure. Wrong. Over 100 hundred of you lurking bastards responded and I’ve been inundated with the trials. I’ll get to the balance of them soon, so be patient.

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5 comments

  1. randywf

    I Thank you very much for the free trials.

    I started reading your blog about 2 years ago. 1 year ago I started with a free trial and a paper trading account and now i started a brokerage account and i have been trading for 6 months now.

    Lack of foresight made me start big the first week of june so i am negative. But making much smarter decisions now. And gaining what i lost.

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  2. metalleg

    No good deed goes unpunished.

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  3. sarcrilege

    So much for automation, artificial intelligence and predictive coding/programming: “…I sort of regret offering free Exodus trials last night, as I am manually doing it for all of you.”

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  4. the dude

    Lucky fucking clam diggers. They better not track mud into the halls of Exodus.

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