I was having descriptive dreams of broccoli spears chasing me down Wall Street. As I attempted to cut a corner, a gigantic asparagus man clothes lined me and slapped the shit out of me with his leafy hands. I’m pretty sure a minor form of delirium had set in, likely due to a heightened temperature.
As expected, I woke up every half hour, almost in a sheer panic about my stock positions. Alas, I woke up around 12:46pm, for the last time, and they were all doing just fine.
There is notable strength in both UAN and SMI today, the former being a recipient of a very rare ’emergency buy’ yesterday. I will be regaining my strength soon, as I am currently drinking a bottle of water with a vitamin c packet in it and a pumpkin bagel filled with delicious slimy vegetables.
Outliers to the upside are oil and the downside semis. It’s a do nothing day, for the most part. What have you been doing with your meaningless lives?If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter