Morning Poppers (You Can’t Stop the Madness Edition)

Good morning lemmings,

Markets are set to take the fuck off again, faggots. I know it’s a little early to curse, and shit. But I was hoping to catch you off guard, leaning sideways, so that I could make you spit coffee through your bottle noses, unto the guy sitting next to you on the train, or at work.

SPY futs are +4, tapering off from last night’s hedonistic enthusiasm. Eurostoxx 50 are +0.36%. The only other notable happenings is BTC +8%, ETH +12% and gold -0.5%. I have to do some research into this, but it seems that gold is starting to correlate inversely to bitcoins.

The big M&A deal this morning two merchants of death, err defense, are merging, NOC for OA — you’ve got to be fucking kidding me. NOC specializes in our Navy and OA in our bullets. Combined, they’ll become one big giant asshole.

OA shareholders will receive $134.5 in cash.

The other deal of note is ITRI for SSNI at $16.25.

Here are the other happenings, courtesy of my damned Twitter feed.