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Getting Involved with Hurricane Irma — Nature’s Profit Center for Traders

I’m getting long a Ft. Lauderdale based property insurance company — UVE — because I am praying to the Lord that Hurricane Irma will turn south and destroy Mexico instead of America.

Let us pray,

Dear Lord please do not smite the degenerates in Miami, for they do not know what they do. Instead, if I might be so bold, take your tool of natural destruction, Hurricane Irma, are wield it against the evil Mexicans — who cause our peace loving nation great pains via their ILLEGAL BORDER CROSSINGS.

Amen

Fly

To hedge that bet, I also bought PGTI — because Jeff Piotrowski said Irma is gonna knock down fucking skyscrapers — blowing out windows 30 stories up — reducing the city of Miami to a smoldering ashtray, which will take 6 months to get supplies into because all of the rubble and broken windows will be in the way.

PGTI produces hurricane proof windows, siding, and other building supplies.

I am now fucking ready.

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5 comments

  1. indie

    short golf

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  2. zusch

    Where are the stars in that thumbnail?

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  3. The Other Good Doctor
    The Other Good Doctor

    Mar-a-lago takes direct hit. FEMA rebuilds it before the dead dogs have finished bloating in Houston.

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  4. Cricket

    Bigger picture. Currently watching 4 hurricanes forming.

    First there was Irma; Cat 5 220 mph gusts. Yesterday a depression, about 3 or 4 days behind Irma formed into a tropical storm, NOAA expects it to become a hurricane (Jose) headed westward. Another depression sitting off the Gulf coast of Mexico also has formed into a tropical storm, again NOAA expects this to become a hurricane (Katia) path unknown. Then it looks like another will be following behind Jose that is currently off the coast of Africa headed east. Not yet a tropical storm.

    Irma is suddenly veering north of Puerto Rico which will take it towards Miami.

    Unprecedented. You can see them in the following imagery (refresh page to get latest position):

    https://earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/surface/level/overlay=total_precipitable_water/orthographic=-61.36,16.96,1213/loc=-29.200,8.289

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    • it is showtime

      I made a prediction that the word “Unprecedented” would start showing up, and manifest.
      In february.
      No joke no hype. On the record.
      Glance at commentary and headlines starting soon after. Have a glance.

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