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S&P Futures Dive Lower Amidst Renewed N. Korean Chicanery

It’s just an excuse to head lower — truth be told. All of the ‘global fears’ have turned out to be great big giant nothing-burgers. Remember how scared people were of BREXIT?

Puhleeze.

The North Koreans are gigantic pussies and they don’t want to taste our nuclear dust. This is merely a ploy for attention — at least that’s what I like to tell myself.

S&P futures are lower by 14, NASDAQ 38. Gold is moving higher again, by 0.5% — which is great for me since I am heavily long.

Asian markets are moderately lower, between -0.5-0.8%.

If I’m being honest with myself, I’d like to see fire and brimstone and then MOAR fire.

I’ve been summoned to partake in MOAR vacation tomorrow, hotel by the beach for a little decadent R&R. Quite frankly, I’m not a big fan of vacationing. It feels like more work. My idea of leisure is sitting in my study, fucking around, listening to my jazz music, reading classic literature. The notion of dragging a hundred pounds of clothes in luggage onto an airplane and then dealing with the fucking logistics of boarding and dining being anything but chaos is fucking ridiculous. You stupid shitheads have been brainwashed into believing that seeing a fucking jungle in Africa is enriching. No it’s not. I never, ever have to see a jungle in Asia or Africa to live a rich life. I like first world living and do not care to partake in the lifestyle of savages.

See you in the AM. I am eating SPICY AS FUCK veggie dumplings now and can’t deal with posting anymore at the moment.

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11 comments

  1. kidstock

    FIG

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  2. The Other Good Doctor
    The Other Good Doctor

    Couldn’t agree more – about vacations.
    The only other kind I like, beside what you mentioned, is going to a nice cabin on my own with a pile of books and some music and a wood burning stove. Maybe a lake to look at. Alone. With no neighbours.

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  3. moneyteam

    Mine would be handicappin’ at the horse track #degenerate

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  4. bintercorp

    This is all Drumpfs fault and we’re all gonna die. Before we’re all dead, I’d like to point out that a white male eating spicy food is racist cultural appropriation. #DumpTrump #Resist #IbankNazi

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  5. stries

    Agree on vacation. Ever watch the show An Idiot Abroad? Hilarious

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  6. gorby

    Go back to eating flesh.You’re miserable as a vegan.

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  7. dragun

    one word … NetJets

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  8. LP

    +1, Fly – vacationing is work. Rather poke around at home doing all the stuff I have been meaning to do – undisturbed.

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  9. john_galt

    I am sure you are now looking forward feeling the veggies sticks’ burn another time.

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  10. zephler

    the only way I would go to Africa is if Africans were no longer around (as nature has been trying to do for a while)

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  11. heaterman

    Fly, you need to move out of the vermin infested city and find a place out in the country, away from the fetid seething masses of humanity who make their dwelling there.
    Somewhere in flyover country. Where a pinkish hat is just that. Nothing more.
    Life is good here. Every day. Why not work in a place to which most sentient beings wish to retire. Or vacation.
    After all…doing what you love, in a place one enjoys, could be a definition of “vacation”.
    Every day.

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