Jesus Christ. Nothing gets my goad more than financial illiteracy.
The once famous Valerie Plame of the Plamegate controversy wants to have President Trump removed from Twitter. To do this, Valerie skipped over the boring process of petitioning or lobbying the Twitter board to have Trump removed and instead has opted for the Gordon Gekko path to conduct a hostile takeover of the company, at which point she will then have this done.
The only roadblock in her way to buying out the company, presently valued at around $12 billion, is the lack of resources to do it. Never fear, Ms. Plame has solved that riddle, and more, by simply launching a Go Fund Me Page, which is now being funded by financial illiterates.
To be honest, the registry of the donors would make a fine kill list, cleansing the world of people too stupid to function and contribute to society.
Ms. Plame is merely looking to raise 1 BILLION DOLLARS (cue Dr. Evil). To date, she’s raised about $10,000 — but that number is bound to grow as her publicity increases.
If @Twitter executives won’t shut down Trump’s violence and hate, then it’s up to us. #BuyTwitter #BanTrump https://t.co/HhbaHSluTx
— Valerie Plame Wilson (@ValeriePlame) August 18, 2017
This is a scam worthy of being featured on the fine CNBC show, American Greed. Nevertheless, here’s her pitch.
“Let’s #BuyTwitter and delete Trump’s account before he starts a nuclear war with it. The whole world will thank us when we do!”
My God, this cannot be happening. Can it?
Scores of people are, ignorantly, funding her account to ‘buy Twitter’, led by a person who has probably never bought a stock in her life, let alone manage a board and run a company. If by the grace of zeus she raises $1 billion, that’s hardly enough to demand change at the company. Plus, what sort of shit is this anyway, publicly stating the intent to raise money to ‘buy’ a company, which is bound to have a profound impact on the share price?
The White House responds!
“Her ridiculous attempt to shut down his first amendment is the only clear violation and expression of hate and intolerance in this equation.”
The last person to pull a gambit like this was Jill Stein, who raised millions to do a meaningless recount, preying on the feeble emotions of Hillary voters. She ended up pocketing the cash for her ‘Green Party.’
What will Plame do with her #BanTrump donations? Will she simply buy and hold TWTR stock, or use it for other purposes?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Related: Fox’s Gasparino reported earlier ‘chatter’ about Disney buying Twitter. How can Disney compete versus the Barbarian Plame at Twitter’s gates?
If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitterbanker chatter abt $dis buying $twtr I’m dubious but I know smart people who say it makes sense from an over the top cord cutting standpoint
— Charles Gasparino (@CGasparino) August 23, 2017
Gofundme has got to be responsible for facilitating fraud on the grandest scale
Word of the day Quixotic foolishly impractical especially in the pursuit of ideals; especially : marked by rash lofty romantic ideas or extravagantly chivalrous action. I cannot imagine Disney being stupid enough to alienate 60 plus million people who voted for Trump. Besides Twitter should thank God for the trump election.
So the blonde CIA bimbo is tilting at windmills. To dream the impossible dream! Fight the unbeatable for! That’s the CIA for you. Fucking up is their specialty.
We should set up a group go fund me to buy up a fake news generator. Watch out C Slim.
Regardless of the financial ridiculousness, it keeps the ‘let’s dump Trump’ theme going….now that “MUH Russia did it” bullshit somehow evaporated into thin air. The deep state is angling for civil war, bolshevik revolution and financial reset. If one-party pseudo-communism works in China, it’ll work here as well.
Why don’t you just let Trump play with your pussy…maybe you’ll feel better.
All the leftover globalists, hangers on and other sundry parasites from the Clinton/0bama era seem to becoming totally unhinged. Disconnected from reality actually.
This delights me.
Makes me wonder if they think the jig is up.
Orange jump suits from the orange man for all! Lol
She’s as retarded as the POTUS.