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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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The Fly is Back (on the road edition)

Sorry, I’m still retired from the wonderful field of money management. But I am back on the road after an emergency stop at the Benz dealership. The issue with my car was resolved. It was a caliper that was loose and started to destroy my tire in the hopes of fomenting a tire blow out on the highway, while I was furiously speeding to my destination.

The clip was missing entirely from the other tire, which means I only need to drop $350 at this place of ill repute.

I see SNAP shareholders are fairing much worse than I am this morning, so there’s always that.

Markets should bounce today, even though our commander in chief is literally insane.

We’re locked and loaded folks. Goodbye Hawaii.

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14 comments

  1. bennyhill

    At least you have macarons from Caramel. Don’t worry I didn’t snap any photos, really I didn’t.

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  2. metalleg

    Does Trump own any real estate in Hawaii?

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  3. richy

    So the fool that changed the brake pads failed to tighten up the caliper afterwards. Seems like they owe you 350$.

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  4. paradox

    You forgot to consult the problem solve flowsheet which could have helped you avoid this whole mess in the first place: https://sites.google.com/site/interactiveflowchart/don-t-fuck-with-it

    Taking something to a mechanic is the top way to break something, especially if a major trip follows said visit…

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  5. Cricket

    Trump may appear to be literally insane, but he is not. All will be revealed in good time, my friends.

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  6. buildingforafuture
    buildingforafuture

    I think we all learned a lesson about unnecessary repairs before road trips here. Good luck with your non existent lawsuit.

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