At the vanguard of President Trump’s boastful Presidency is the wondrous stock market and its gains. Therefore, and in an effort to take that away from him, I want the market to be destroyed.
Let me explain.
Just like walls, this President is evil. His infectious brand of greed is making people on Wall Street clamor for gains, causing asset prices to overheat. Back in the glorious days of Obama, he lectured us to ‘eat our peas’ and to ‘pay our fair share.’ We might not have liked to do any of those things, but Father Barack knew what was best.
But with Trump, all we get is cocaine parties and obscenely gauche stock market extravaganzas. Someone has to put an end to all of this success.
Bear in mind, if the market keeps going up, there’s no fucking way we could ever install a decent American into the White House. People will be so high off the drugs and the euphoria of being rich, they’ll reelect the orange orangutan, punishing the intellectual elite in this country to another 4 years of twitter shitposting and making trannies suffer under the pangs of restriction.
If you are a true American patriot and care about your children and their gender of choice, you will sell your stocks now and ask your stocked brokers to sell them again, so that you could be short.
Sadly, the only way we are going to save this country is by breaking it first — into thousands of little pieces, causing grave unemployment and hunger not endured since the Great Depression.
When the history books are written, we need those authors to paint a picture of Trump that is black with evil intent, one that depicts a man who presided over the greatest and most calamitous stock market decline ever. It will make the tulip mania decline look conservative. I am talking ZERO BID for JP Morgan, motherfucking 2 cents for Berkshire Hathaway.
We need Bill Gates to cut his own head off on a fucked up and jumbled live Xbox feed that will keep timing out, forcing people to watch still frames of his arteries being severed with his Nesmuk blade.If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter