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Senator Blumenthal is ‘In The Shit’ Now, As His War with President Trump Escalates

He might’ve missed out on all of the Vietnam fun, but the Senator from Connecticut is in the shit now — currently waging war against the President of the United States.

Let’s give a quick rundown of the epic timeline.

Blumenthal talked extreme shit against Trump in a ‘candid’ interview.

That interview invoked a direct response from the ‘vacationing’ President, in an early morning barrage.

Trump’s tweets caused the man once accused of stolen valor to go to war, this time for real.

Here’s Dick Blumenthal in the trenches.

He then followed up that offensive with a Wolf Blitzer interview, talking greasy, telling the President he will not be distracted by his bullying. Trump is guilty and will die in jail.

Then the President gigantically assblasted the good Senator with a tweet bomb that ripped his arms and legs off his scrawny torso. Rest in piece Sen. Blumenthal. You fought valiantly.

Someone give that man a Purple Heart.

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13 comments

  1. stockslueth

    If you look down through the years, the Democratic and Republican parties have done more to damage democracy than any foreign entity could ever hope to do.

    Washington Democrats and Republicans have been colluding with global corporations, wealthy individuals, and the lobbyists representing their interests for decades. This is one of the reasons why many average Americans have been overlooked and forced fend for themselves. And they can thank themselves for getting Trump in the White House after their campaigns failed to resonate with voters.

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  2. bushwacker2

    TWLO is up quite nicely in the after hours after beating on top and bottom lines, and I could Care less about this jerkoff Blumenthal who is more fucked up than a one legged cat trying bury shit on a frozen lake….Let that sink in.

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  3. heckler

    Trump has done enough golfing with those shin splints. That must have hurt!

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    • traderconfessions
      traderconfessions

      My guess it’s the thin skin that contributes to his shin splints. Or it could be a result of the severe case of affluenza he contracted during the 60s. My god he is heroic riding in a golf cart over 18 holes…

      Thankfully he soon will have plenty of time to rest his aching feet.

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      • Good Shepherd

        At the time of this response Trump has over 100k likes on his Vietnamese Vacation tweet. Your post has 1 like. No one gives a fuck about your bullshit snarky opinion

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  4. sarcrilege

    …, No one is above the law.
    — Richard Blumenthal (@SenBlumenthal) August 7, 2017

    Crooked Hillarity and her familia comes to mind…for starters

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  5. skulduggery

    The only collusion I know of to influence an election is CNN’s with Donna Brazile.

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  6. WrongView

    Blumenthal may be a baby, but POTUS’ emotional age can’t much above 7 either. Babies do cry but takes a few more years to turn then into spoiled, petulant brats.

    Some grow out of it.

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  7. Cricket

    Blumenthal: “No one is above the law.”

    McClatchy (June 7, 2013): Pretend military heroes could face up to a year in prison under the latest version of the Stolen Valor Act, which President Barack Obama signed into law Monday.

    President Trump, are you reading?

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    • heaterman

      Now that would be hilarious!
      Blummer probably voted for that bill himself.

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    • traderconfessions
      traderconfessions

      Maybe read up too about Reagan’s war mistruths and exaggerations.

      BTW.. the Stolen Valor Act is principally directed at losers who wear fake medals and claim fake honors. Not a guy who actually served in military reserves. Granted he was stupid to say he did serve.

      But your president was an elitist draft-dodger….that’s OK?
      But MCCain was a loser because he was a prisoner of war?

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      • sarcrilege

        Yup, we like winners who do not get captured. You can see that being captured affected his mental faculties. McCain is FUBAR.

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