The widely owned FANNG and THAT FAG PUB investment strategies are getting hammered, amidst a cacophony of sell orders.
ZH is trying to tie the sell off to some research note out of JPM.
ZPN is suggesting that democrats are shattin’in their pantaloons. Hence, the market doesn’t like it.
Earlier today I warned that trannies were getting killed and the Dow theory said ‘watch out below.’
We were all wrong. Let me explain.
VIX shorts are shattin’ in their pantaloons
Just yesterday I made the outrageous claim that XIV (inverse VIX) was the real Bernie Madoff, sans the fraud.
Today the VIX is spiking — because enough it enough. The good time have ended now — prepare to soil yourselves amidst the clangor of chaos.
These horrors are bore witness to inside the FANNG and THAT FAG PUB today.
Today’s bright and shining star is upside VIX ETF, UVXY. The triple lindy VIX, TVIX, is following in kind.
In short, the trannies topped on the same day Trump banned them from the military. All of the leadership stocks are getting killed. And, lastly, the volatility index nearly touched the 8s and is now demon racing higher.
Watch out below and please don’t shat your pantaloons.
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the last place and time you can buy gold low is GLD 116 circa ( or your favorite auy exk etc stock )
1 month from now it will not look back that price,for a long time ..
July was too awesome for tech. Market had to correct to keep people honest.
Gundlach bought vix and gold. Guess it’s crash time.
hehehe, told to buy VIX
VXX, mofo. To the motherfucking moon. One of those times I wished I hd bought 10x the amount I did. Fuck this shit.
The news of the stock market’s demise is greatly exaggerated. The fundamentals are pointing to higher global stock markets. A shakeout coming to take away the shares from the weak hands. Then they’ll eventually have to chase again when the market runs higher and they’re left holding their dicks. Bull markets exist because shares are in possession of the strong hands. And they want moar shares—yours. It’s a game dickheads, and you’re it.