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What Were You Doing When Boeing Powered the Dow to Fresh Record Highs?

I was stuck in an auto mechanic shop, which reeked of engine oil.

I know why some of you are missing out on this rally and it has nothing to do with rational thinking.

Your notion that stocks are gookf lower because we’re at record highs and have enjoyed uninterrupted success is flawed. The same logic applied to the time when you played roulette and black came up 5 times in a row. You bey on red, hoping for a change. What you didn’t take into account was that every spin was equal and the data set infinite. Just because it landed on black 5 times in a row doesn’t mean the odds of it landing on red the next turn increases.

With stocks there’s the added incentive of momentum, meaning you’re better off betting on black all day than the rarely seen red.

I haven’t been able to peruse the news. But I see Trump banned trans-faggots from the military. I have nothing against gay people. They suck just like everyone else. However, transgenders are mentally ill and should stay away from a god damned war and/or military unit.

If you want to cut your dick off and prance around in dress, you’re not going to be doing that shit in the marines — you sick bastards.

Back to dealing with my faggot car.

PS: Boeing crushed numbers.

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13 comments

  1. heaterman

    What was I doing?
    Buying much much more AMD.
    Of course.

    They are going to kill Intel with their new Ryzen chip. This is a $20-$23 stock.

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    • mushroomz

      Seems like Intel always just releases a better processor and undercuts AMD’s price.. Whats different this time?

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      • heaterman

        AMD made a quantum leap past not only Intel but everyone else in the field with this chip. Not only in terms of performance but also price and energy consumption. It’s not merely incremental.

        Thinking about shorting Intel actually.

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      • thegametheorist
        thegametheorist

        Seems like AMD is the one who undercuts intel

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    • thegametheorist
      thegametheorist

      Ahhh I remember when I had this in the huh $1s

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  2. sarcrilege

    …taking a nap with a pair of nice and firm breasts under my head as my pillow.

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  3. derp

    Military service sucks. Long hours, hard work, death and dismemberment. It attracts the type of guys who had fistfights in the 2nd grade. Why would a tranny want any of that? The girly boys get ass raped in combat zones. It’s the worst kept secret.

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  4. acehood

    By that logic, on an infinite timeline the roulette wheel comes up consecutively black an infinite number of times.

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  5. bushwacker2

    I was eating a bowl of oatmeal while my concubine aka wifey was performing fellatio on my hardened member, ok? Then I bought more V, as in what’s in your wallet?

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  6. 99 lead balloons
    99 lead balloons

    In er room with my little baby boy. Nothing serious luckily. God bless socialized Healthcare in Canada.

    do you Americans have anything equivalent?

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  7. moonshot

    I would argue that gays probably, on average, suck better than everyone else. Or at least more often.

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