Senators from the New England territories of Maine and Rhode Island were caught talking shit on a hot mic today, talking extremely greasy about the very fat and unattractive Rep. Farenthold.
I do not mean to fat shame the good rep from Texas, but look at him, god damn it.
Fat, Unattractive, Rep. Farenthold
Let me be the first blogger to go on the record, siding with Sen. Collins when I say, ‘this sordid blend of unattractiveness and fatness shall not be tolerated amidst our government.’
“It’s my seat. I can give it to my wife if I like, or if I’m traveling alone the hot redhead in 12B in hopes of……” – Rep. Farenthold
Several years ago, his former communications director had filed a suit against him for sexual harassment.
The National Law Journal, Greene also alleges that Farenthold “regularly drank to excess” and admitted to another employee that he had “sexual fantasies” and “wet dreams” about her.
This fine chap, and former right wing radio talk show host, was once the proud owner of the domain Blow-Me.org.
Here’s the hot mic exchange between Sen. Jack Reed (D) and Sen. Collins (R).
“Do you know why he challenged you to a duel?” Reed replied. “Because you could beat the sh-t out of him first.”
“Well, fat guy. He’s huge,” Collins said. “He’s so … he’s so unattractive, it’s unbelievable. Did you see the picture of him in his pajamas next to this bunny, this Playboy bunny?”
Senator Jack Reed (D)
Senator Collins (R)
Rep. ‘So Unattractive’ and ‘Fat’ Blake Farenthold (R)
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To the overseers,
Trying to outlast bears:
you.cant.get.under.11.vix.much.longer.NOW
“John Henry” swung his hammer 1 more time than the machine.
You are trying to outlast me
I can swing the steel hammer, 1 more time, than you, overseers
of the vix game. I can wait.
You’d think politicians would be well aware microphones and recording devices are everywhere in their world. It is possible they intended for it to be shared. The Russians know to save it for the dacha. If they get the Maryland ones back, the Russians will assume they have been planted with bugs. Would not be surprised to see them leveled and rebuilt.
Newman’s brother.
I believe him to be an outstanding gentleman.
I’d rather see and take the senate, congress, house and the entire government loaded with fat and disgustingly unattractive but loyal americans and politicians devoted to their american constituents over one Israeli dual shittyzen (((traitor))) sending goyim to die in ME for that shitty little terrorist State of Israel.
Fat slobs who can’t take care of themselves can’t take of the US, that’s for damn sure
Really? That’s quite the leap in logic. Is he disloyal to americans? If that’s your yard stick, for damn sure, how do you think these Israeli assets take care of the US?
https://tinyurl.com/ldmdshs
Sounds like someone is just a fat fuck lover
However; in a pie eating contest…… ( ~_^)
Collins better be careful with the insults. Playing with karma and all.
Can we talk about how “senator Collins” looks like a wingless bat ?
Really, an adult man wearing a rubber ducky pajama onesie posing with playboy bunnies is a congressman? _What_the_fuck_. He deserve any and all personal insults.