Victim #2 Reported at Virginian Chipotle, Courtesy of Norovirus

The AP is reporting a second person has tested positive for norovirus, after eating in a Virginian Chipotle. Judging by the pin action in the stock price since that occurred (-13%), you’d think people were contracting aids after eating faggot burritos there.

Either way, America now HATES Chipotle. Considering the undeniable facts that white Americans love to eat pseudo Mexican fare, this has to be boolish for JACK, owner of Qdoba.

A Virginia health official says a second person has tested positive for norovirus after eating at a Chipotle before it was temporarily closed last week following reports of illnesses.

David Goodfriend, director of the Loudoun County Health Department, says two people now have tested positive for norovirus. Goodfriend previously said a second confirmed case would give a strong indication norovirus was behind the reported illnesses.

Chipotle reopened the location Wednesday after a “complete sanitization.” It noted its procedures to deal with the issue quickly and said its food was safe to eat. Its stock nevertheless fell, underscoring its vulnerability following past food scares.

Norovirus is a leading cause of illnesses from contaminated food.

Goodfriend says some of those sickened were Chipotle employees. Officials planned to release more information later Monday.

Ah, looky here, it appears JACK sucks too — down 15% for 2017. This is the purest form of corporate idiocy you’ll ever see. If I was the CEO of JACK, I’d be running television ads 24/7, wildly besmirching CMG and creating a juxtaposition between Qdoba non poisoned fare and Chipotle. However, being JACK likely has something to hide, they’re staying low key.

Maybe they’re secretly poisoning people too?