Yesterday Bill Ackman tweeted for the first time — a nice picture of old Montauk at a Chipotle restaurant. Obviously, he wanted to show solidarity with the norovirus plagued eatery — especially since his position in CMG makes up ~20% of his holdings. By the way, why does he do that to himself — over-concentrate positions like a pavement ape?
Eating our own cooking @ChipotleTweets and making my own mix at https://t.co/CiNtycYWhP pic.twitter.com/rYad7uKuI3
— Bill Ackman (@BillAckman1) July 19, 2017
Naturally, as someone who ventures off on Twitter quite often, I felt it was my duty to welcome him to the platform and wish him well in his eating expedition at Chipotle.
Almost immediately after Bill took a selfie of himself eating norovirus infested foods, a video showing a Dallas Chipotle crawling with mice went viral on Facebook.
Face it Bill, you’re cursed.
Shareholders of CMG are enduring a forlorn supplication, holding a stock into a maelstrom of horrible news. The hits keep coming.
At 2.6x sales, CMG hasn’t been valued this cheaply since 2009.
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Bill Ackman should just never talk again
That must be an old picture. Customers are present. Ackman will be projectile vomiting right down to levels of porcelain support.
I feel some chart art is in order….
When’s the last time Ackman picked a winner? CP?
This has got to be some kind of corporate sabotage. I’ve lived in Dallas my whole life and rarely EVER see mice, much less in restaurants. None of my friends have even seemed to be the least deterred to eat Chipotle.
That being said, calling it a Mexican restaurant has always been a joke down here.
Monsanto is shilling hard to shut down Mr. No GMO.
Yep, reminds me of Billions S2 with Ice Juice. The timing with the viral video just afer Ackman tweets is suspect.
Media pumps these hedge fund managers, pumps their positions. Wouldn’t be surprised if there was some conspiracy where the Ackmans of the world buy some overpriced dogshit to lure the public in as well. Not sure how they’d be compensated for their losses.
Exactly what I thought.
Too many coincidences now.
I wonder who has large $CMG short positions…and are they connected in any way to Monsanto, i.e. insiders.
Yo Sarc, did we put a man on the moon?
Look at that New Jersey cattle lining up at the trough. They’ve been conditioned to accept whatever they are given and like it.
The guy with tattoos doling out the food carrying Hepatitis, the girl from Honduras that just reached down in her pants and scratched her crotch, grabbed the lettuce out of the fridge, didn’t wash it, the asian boss yelling at her to hurry up.
Watching Montauk Bill’s investme ts the past few years is like an episode of billions. CMG VAL, HLF someone has it out for Bill