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Trump Unloads on ‘Low IQ Mika’ and ‘Psycho Joe’ TMZ Style

Ladies and gentlemen, you get the President you deserve. America has earned the right to have Trump in office, launching petty, personal, attacks on low rated talk show hosts — because that’s what we’ve become: gossip mongering bitches who enjoy drama.

The President of the United States just tweeted this.

In response, Mika tweeted this.

Happy Thursday.

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47 comments

  1. longview

    Just part of that ‘charisma’ you were so enthralled by. Nice guy you got there.

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    • Dr. Fly

      It’s a shitstorm. I never said I admired the guy.

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      • TJWP

        You have an entire generation of boomers who fucked up the world who are now refusing to own their mistakes. A startling lack of integrity from a loser generation who grew up taking acid and smoking pot, turning America from a powerhouse to banana republic in the course of a single generation. Now they are choosing to enslave the unborn youth to their dystopian vision.

        If you wanted Medicade or pensions grandpa you should have fucking paid for it and made sure your government didn’t give it to illegals… but you didn’t so fuck off demanding I pay for it and sleep in the bed you made.

        Oh also, on some level his honeybadger style lack of fucks is truly refreshing and hilarious …

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        • longview

          Sounds like you are in favor of a significant increase in the wealth tax to pay for these programs that have historically been underfunded.

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          • ferd

            I’d venture to guess that TJWP is not into solutions …no, just find a group to blame and blame that race, class, religion, generation. This is a mob sport made for the grunting, IQ-challenged screechers.

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          • sweetbillyv

            stfu we have enough socialism. Government made promises it cannot keep and what happens when the value drops 30%. How much will that SS check be worth then moron.

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          • TJWP

            Here’s a solution for you: You elected a bunch of liars who told you what you want not what you needed to hear. Now the money is gone and if you try to take it from me it will end in blood.

            So why not curl up in a corner and die with the shame of your actions (you know, with some fucking dignity) instead of passing the burden to unborn children so you can continue your hedonistic, greedy, grasping lives.

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        • TJWP

          No, giving the retards who the older generation elected more of my money doesn’t seem like a good way to pay for the promises they made. These social security programs need to default, since they will default anyways, so people can plan their lives around realistic promises. Get off the state tit and fend for yourselves. It’s time to pay the piper.

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          • longview

            I am talking about taxing the wealth of the expiring (okay…dying) generation that you (with cause) blame for running up bills that they are trying to pass on to future earners.

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          • longview

            Rough figures I have are:

            Federal Debt $20T
            National Net Worth $90T
            Net Worth of top 1% = $30T

            In my observation, the top 1% benefited disproportionately from the creation of the debt.

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    • longview

      LOL.

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  2. southernjam

    Watching Scott Adams do his Periscope reaction on this tweet storm is priceless. Laughing so hard he can barely get it out.

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    • Cricket

      The left has no sense of humor. Its genetic. Scott Adams says so.

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  3. sarcrilege

    If low I.Q. Mika ever wanted a bleeding goatee, all she would need is another face lift.

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    • mistermoe

      Your problem is you are over 40 and still miss titty milk. Fuck of cuck.

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  4. Cricket

    Crazy Mika, Psycho Joe. LOL. Alfred Hitchcock would be proud.

    The more they attack him, the more powerful he gets. Jedi Obe Wan Trump.

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    • traderconfessions
      traderconfessions

      Powerful? The guy barely has 35% approval and Congress laughs at him.

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      • derp

        Who gives a fuck what swamp creatures think. Besides you, apparently.

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      • BenCBrainard

        Did you do your own poll? I don’t think Congress is laughing.

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      • michael

        So, at least double Congress’s approval rating, nice.

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  5. fxtradepro

    Somebody tell the president he can play the “I was hacked!” card – You can only use this once on twitter, but it’s a “get out of jail free card”

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  6. riotact

    Don’t worry, the Right Wing Media will defend this.
    They got this. God Bless the U ASS A.

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    • Dr. Fly

      There’s nothing to defend. Trump is EDDIE BARZOON. You’ll need some homeless guys with clubs to stop him.

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      • Cricket

        Trump’s got Mercer, the AI genius partner of Renaissance Technologies working with him. I think this is calculated – and it’s working. Its turning the existing order completely upside down and they can’t handle it. The more the press attacks him, the more powerful he gets – in the eyes of his people.

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        • mistermoe

          He cheated his way into office, everyone knows it, and there is a criminal investigation into everything around him. We all know this ends with FBI agents telling Secret Service to stand down and putting the shackles on.

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          • Cricket

            If your comments represent your reality (which I seriously doubt) then I truly feel sorry for you, mr moe.

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          • michael

            Cheated? How?

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          • mistermoe

            Cheating = Teaming up with a foreign adversary to discredit your opposition, colluding with the same adversary to extract political secrets from your opposition and distributing them with the intent of reducing voter turnout, not to mention receiving financial support to do so.

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  7. wolfdaddy

    I’ll take trump any day over Hillary, Bernie, Jeb, Marco, etc. what a pack of retards

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  8. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    “Bleeding from a facelift”‘ says the President of The United States… holy fuck.

    How can any rational person not see that Trump is mentally unstable? Our president is starting a fight with freakin’ Ken & Barbie. Maybe he should spend some time reading the health bill instead.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Mentally unstable?

      No

      He’s a narcissist who does and says what he wants. But he’s risk averse, very self-conscious of what people think about him — which makes him controllable.

      Don’t worry, you’ll live.

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      • longview

        Yes…controllable…just the quality one looks for in a president.

        Who would you guess is controlling him?

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      • TJWP

        Yea bro its all the Russians.

        Not your terrible ideas.

        Not your terrible branding.

        Not people fed up with your retarded world view.

        Not the poverty and suffering your policies cause.

        It’s all the Russians.

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      • BenCBrainard

        Aren’t all politicians narcissits. Celebrities too. I thinks it’s a requirement.

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  9. heaterman

    Both 0bama and Trump are narcissists. 0bama was just a little more gentlemanly in his behavior and demeanor.
    Trump is more like a street fighter. Prone to making grandiose, brash statements and wild ass claims.
    Underneath that exterior is, I think, a guy that does care about people, as evidenced by his many deeds of philanthropy toward various individuals who have crossed his path.
    0bama on the other hand was coldly calculating in all he did. And I emphasize coldly.
    Everything he said and did was weighed on the scale of pushing the globalist agenda of total government control and taking down the America that was.

    All in all, I much prefer someone who is as transparent as Trump even if that transparency reveals a juvenile idiot. I cannot even begin to fathom the likes of Hillary who is completely power mad, arrogant to the extreme and with enough ice in her veins to order a hit on anyone who crosses her and her philandering rapist husband.
    She only has eyes for money and power. Bill has eyes for money and pussy.

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    • longview

      Give it up, he’s never gong to ask you to prom no matter how many mash notes you send him.

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  10. longview

    Sorry!

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  11. ironbird

    The Orange God never makes mistakes. What is really going on here will come out later.

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  12. soupbone

    I like this Trump character as President. Shit stirring at the same time undermining some guilty parties in DC. In the meantime gaining popularity. Superb.

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