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Trump Admits: He Did Not Tape His Conversations with Comey

The 4D chess theory behind Trump’s tweet alluding to the possibility of ‘tapes’ that recorded his conversations with Comey was that it would force Comey to be as truthful as possible, with regards to making claims that the President ‘obstructed justice.’

More or less, it worked — since Comey dialed back his charges, using loose terms like the President said he’d ‘hoped’ that Comey might let the ‘good guy’ Flynn off the hook. Whatever.

Ever since that tweet, the media has been going ape, wondering when, if ever, the President would reveal such delicious fuckeries. Today, the President admitted to shitposting. There aren’t any tapes, unless of course they were made by deep staters illegally spying on him.

Prepare for more indignation. When is the earliest Trump can sign his impeachment papers and leave the White House? Clearly, we can’t have a madman in charge of the nuclear arsenal.

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21 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    The great FBI agent Commie wast outplayed and outwitted by a real estate flipper.

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  2. metalleg

    Little does everyone know is that the Trumpster actually has tapes. Comey will now change his story as he is quite skilled at and then Trump will miraculously produce the tapes. I wouldn’t bet on him not having recordings but there is no benefit to him right now to show his hand.

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    • sarcrilege

      That’s where 3D chess come into play.

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    • moonshot

      I did not make and do not have any tapes. Now, my trusty security detail MAY have had a recorder running taped to the bottom of the table, and might still have those recordings. One can never be sure of such things.

      Meanwhile, if Comey would like to change his story and prove perjury, by all means go to town!

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  3. moonshot

    I’m waiting for the SCOTUS to rule that tweets from the POTUS are now considered statements made under oath, retroactively to last year.

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    • henceforth

      Yeah and I’m waiting for Megan Fox to show up at my front door half naked with a bottle of champagne

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  4. longview

    If that was the point, great, I’m all for the unexaggerated truth.

    I wonder if there is any way to get POTUS to give us the same thing?

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  5. ferd

    There is a difference between having enough street wits to imply you’ve got something on someone in order to get them to do what you want and playing 3d chess. WTF does this buffoon have to do to get you people off of the idea that he is brilliant?

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    • sarcrilege

      resign

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    • longview

      If you’ve ever gotten a ‘letter’ from a Nigerian oil minister asking you to help him get $5m into the US, you may have noticed that it is pathetic: amateurish, transparent, with poor grammar and spelling –it’s just plain ridiculous to anyone that isn’t dying to believe it’s true.

      Apparently that is intentional. It is a way of sorting the truly impaired and gullible from those that would be a waste time, meaning those that would eventually wise-up.

      If you are far enough gone to not be immediately turned off, then you’re part of the group that is likely to go the whole way.

      Just saying.

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      • sarcrilege

        The Nigerian oil minister needs to get his hands on the mailing list of all Trump voters.

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  6. soupbone

    The man’s no madder than you or I. He is on his own, Clint Eastwood style. This is what the USA is all about (viewed from afar but still). And he has the stamina to survive against Washington up till now. Whats to complain about?

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    • john_galt

      I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread. Bill Cosby

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  7. ferd

    “Whats to complain about?” …off the top of my head:
    – Illegal acts of war with Russia’s ally Syria
    – Green light to Saudi to eff with Qatar
    – Playing into hands of Iranian clerics by escalating tensions after moderate elected
    – Illegal acts of war in Yemen
    – Reneging on promise to get along with Russia – folding to deep state traitors
    – Populating west wing and cabinet with Goldman alum and clueless identity politics fools

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    • ericbakerbruce

      All minor issues

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      • ironbird

        ferd would cut his cock off over irrelevant shit connected to none of us. Minor issues indeed.

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  8. bennyhill

    So “your fired” is 3D chess? Cool. He shitcanned three different people who were investing his administration. Connect the dots you tards.

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  9. mushroomz

    Libs getting triggered so hard by this lol

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    • Cricket

      Now we enter an interesting 3D chess scenario. Everybody thinks that he doesn’t tape. Maybe not on this occasion, but the next one? Hmmm …

      I bet Kushner spies on and records these meetings through the eye hole of George Washington’s portrait …

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