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INDIGNANT OUTRAGE: TRUMP DOESN’T WANT POOR PEOPLE RUNNING $20 TRILLION ECONOMY

What the fuck is the Orange God up to today? Based off his speech yesterday, he’s building a solar paneled Mexican border wall, and eschewing ‘poor people’ from running the economy.

Some people are utterly besides themselves with unchecked rage because Trump said he didn’t want poor people running the economy.

There’s a bunch of that nonsense being posted all over the Twittersphere today. But, if we’re being honest with one another here, I think we can surmise, generally speaking, poor people are fucking idiots. I do not intend to offend some of you housing tenement ballers out there drinking 40 ounces of malted liquor while reading me, but you damned well know that you weren’t born to run a $20 trillion economy. Let the caitiffs at Goldman figure out how to screw everyone. You and your submental friends can steal hubcaps, or trick some women into having your children — passing on your fucked up DNA.

It is a fact, poor people, as a whole, have lower IQs than rich people.

I have a unique and enriching experience in this regard, having grown up in the sewers of Brooklyn, traversed in the very worst neighborhoods as a teenager — cavorting with individuals who should’ve been incarcerated from the day they were born. Reflecting on my experiences in the hood, I can proudly say that I was, by far, the smartest person there, by a factor of 10 (maybe more). All they wanted to do was get drunk, find women, get drunk, act like retards.

After I left that God forsaken area and entered Wall Street, I was introduced to a new type of people, one with the cognitive ability to build and keep wealth. That, my friends, is the principle difference between the cromagnons populating denizens of poverty and the well off. One is a productive member of society, with far reaching knowledge of how the world works, the other is only interested in the Sunday foolsball game, chicken wings, beer, and impregnating women.

God Bless Trump and his love for rich people.

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25 comments

  1. longview

    The Beatitudes were for chumps.

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  2. din

    Your best blog ever.

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  3. Cricket

    Oops! Orange God face plant. Trump’s just exposed his Achilles heel to the MSM and they will be on this like dogs on a bone.

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    • Dr. Fly

      He’s finished. Where does he sign the impeachment papers?

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      • dragun

        LMAO

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      • Cricket

        This clip (and related clips) will be trotted out at each new election as effective opposition propaganda – it will win some votes.

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        • The Maven

          It won’t win one fucking vote. Those who voted against him, and those who voted for him, are not going to change their votes based on shit like this. Are you high?

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          • Cricket

            I hope you are right, but I recall that similar statements by Romney cost him the previous election – giving 4 more years of Obama/Clinton. The Reps have more power than 60 years yet they are doing nothing with it – other than making entertaining sound bites during endless, wasteful hearings. Their majority isn’t going to last forever. Who is in control here?

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  4. ironbird

    Exactly why he got elected. Telling the truth. People are sick of lying douche bags. Poor people tend to despise each other any way. It is the middle and upper classes that have some form of unity.

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    • longview

      LOL

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    • bushwacker2

      Truth, like love, hurts. It’s supposed to, else all those people lying to others and themselves would think life is supposed to be easy. I’d say 95% of people think life is supposed to be easy for them, and that they’re entitled to the good life. Excuse me?

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  5. Dr. Fly

    You must admit, had Hillary said that, we’d want her head on a pike. Trump gets away with it because he’s Trump.

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    • ironbird

      Possibly. Her problem was the total lack of any soul. He did follow it up with “Does that make sense?”. Trippy dude just having a conversation explaining the thought process to the plebs. Treating them like adults and all.

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      • Cricket

        For Trump this is very bad optics. For Republicans, there is no time for complacency. Trump has not signed any legislation yet, nothing. No tax reform, no healthcare reform, no immigration reform, no wall.

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    • moonshot

      Sounds like he just re-read Rich Dad Poor Dad and wanted to pass on some wisdom about the rich vs. poor mindset.

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  6. metalleg

    Are poor people even smart enough to know that they’re poor?

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  7. flea

    Absolutely brilliant commentary! So funny …

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  8. sarcrilege

    You cheering ladies misunderstood what Trump said….anybody that does not own a central bank or owns Au/Ag is poor. Rich how? Those that enumerate their wealth in joobux is an idiot. Owners of FED run the economy, the rest of us are the poor people, some more, some less. All your wealth can be canceled or seized at the FED’s whim. Laws can be changed. Do you not get it? Do you ever think what the jew bolsheviks did to russians and the entire eastern block? Anything that is registered with the State and attached belongs to the creditors of USA, including YOU via your birth certificate and name – which are the incorporating documents. The only thing that makes you rich is the stuff that you lost in you boating accident. But hey, live in your denial.

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    • slowmo

      Dude, are your meds wearing off this late in the day. I’m a little concerned….

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  9. jonny

    Fly, kill this fucker. You are chucking good money at bad. Just kill it already. What is this about? Right wing fascist politics, stock picks?

    Buy the fucking index and be done with it.

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  10. derp

    Fly I agree with the thesis. Success is a cognitive ability. Losers… well they seem to want it that way. Fine by me.

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  11. Raul3

    +1 poor people do not make sense of the world they just reproduce like goldfish

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    • Cricket

      But the Goldfish can, and will, vote. It’s not a matter of poverty, but stupidity. There’s a lot of very stupid rich folk around too – the MSM and Hollywood are full of them.

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      • The Maven

        Not all goldfish vote the same way. In fact, in the 2016 election fewer goldfish voted than in 2012 as the then-Goldfish-In-Chief had their skin color.

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        • Cricket

          Trump shouldn’t denigrate the Goldfish, even when it is justified. Bad juju.

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