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Crytpocurrencies Break $100 Billion in Market Cap For the First Time

Now we’re starting to get to a valuation that can become a problem for capital markets once this bag of shit explodes. When it was just Bitcoin trading on its own, sub $1,000, it was fun and games. But now, there are upwards of 700 currencies trading — all of which are total scams. We can debate the merits of cryptocurrencies, but I’d rather not.

Instead, I’d rather show you today’s most actively traded currencies, highlighted by a 500% lift in some shit called “verge.”

Look at those 7 day returns.

The other day I was listening to degenerate edm music on SiriXM, until the electronic broadcast was rudely interrupted by a drunken DJ, who then went on a brief rant about “investing in the internet” and how BTC and ETH was going to ‘fly’ and how he was going to take profits soon — once Bitcoin ‘broke $6k.’

Those fuckers don’t deserve to make 10x their money for investing in total shit. How did this happen?

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11 comments

  1. moonshot

    I hear there was a book written about this, featuring some Tulips.

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  2. en1gma

    Bitcoin will hit $3k on Tuesday. $10k this summer is possible.

    Indeed.

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  3. 99 lead balloons
    99 lead balloons

    what will the catalyst be to break the bubble?

    i should note that vancouver housing is up again and i speculate there is some correlation between bitcoin and vancouver housing. i.e. getting money out of dodge/china.

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    • Dr. Fly

      The same as always. Greed apexes, leading to profit taking, then extended profit taking thanks to late comers cutting losses, then panic, the despair.

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  4. moneybagz

    This must be what the 90s were like buy a piece shit make 10x

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  5. the dude

    It’s different this time.

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  6. masteroneass

    Hyperinflation in reverse. Can you do anything with this stuff besides spec and trade for bitcoin? How do they make money?

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    • sarcrilege

      ..by selling at profit!! The majority of bitcoiners are incapable of thinking in anything other than the fiat confetti they disparage.

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      • moneybagz

        You can buy Marijuana and have it delivered any where in Continental US using $BTC also is the currency of choice for online gaming. Dude in China playing w dude in US use $BTC rather than reminbi and USD

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  7. dragun

    the funny thing is its all based on faith, just like fiat, and they’re piling in like crazy.

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