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HYSTERICAL BREAKDOWN: A Tear Drenched Kathy Griffin Declares “HE BROKE ME”

The irony of this presser is that it was very funny, much better than her cringeworthy stand up routines. She is, without question, a talentless wench and should be ferried to Guantanamo Bay, to live and to serve, with the rest of the terrorists in our possession.

Here is Kathy Griffin, libshit superstar, ‘apologizing’ to her fans, saying “I’m not going to be collateral damage for this fool”, referring to the President. She then added the administration was using her as a ‘distraction’ and that she didn’t feel her career could recover.

Drenched in faux tears, wrinkly faced and without a spry bone in her body, Griffin declared, “I’m gonna be honest, he broke me. (introspective pause) He broke me.”

She capped off her ‘apology’ by describing how scared all of her friends are of the Giant Orange Menace in the White House, destructor of air and the environment — evil Lord ensconced in a denizen of the middle earth from which toxins are produced and readily disseminated towards impoverished parts of the Universe.


Formerly employed at CNN Fake News, Ms. Griffin sheds fake tears

Watch.

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18 comments

  1. stockslueth

    She is being bullied? This incongruity leads me to only one conclusion, this is a staged train-wreck.

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  2. doughjadank

    WTF? This must be a joke. Shitty Andy Kaufman.

    Who is this Kathy anyway?

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  3. acehood

    That’s what happens when you call Jerry Seinfeld the devil.

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  4. ironbird

    Jesus. What a fucking fake disaster. Thank you Kathy. 100 thousand little girls just swallowed a fistful of red pills. By God. No one wants to be any of you.

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  5. din

    Talentless people must go to extremes to be noticed…

    Hope her career suffers catastrophic failure….

    That said, maybe she can ghost write for Frog for extra cash

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  6. bushwacker2

    Sometimes, I feel sorry for the stupid bitch…well, not really. But the stupid bitch part—really.

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  7. uglyflint

    I’ll bet $1k after it was over she was laughing her ass off asking her team if they think she pulled it off. All these fools so good for the crazy wright rwingers.

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  8. cancel19

    That old red severed head whore should have bin a victim in the Manchester Adriana concert radical Islamic bombing!

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  9. LP

    She ruined NYE TV, glad this will put a stop to it. Now to get rid of the young guy with the fake gray hair…

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  10. sarcrilege

    Another Oscar worthy performance. Fake tears Schumer and fakerer tears Griffin. What a pair.

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  11. hattery

    lol, if it’s not Gloria Allred, it’s her daughter Lisa Bloom. Hillary’s A- team attorneys for political hit jobs. The victim card? really? At this point I’m surprised Kathy Griffin didn’t allege sexual assault by the fake bloodied severed head.

    I don’t even get why trot out Lisa Bloom on this one? What are they doing… aiming for a settlement out of court for “emotional scaring”? Or maybe she is going to say the fake head touched her hand inappropriately?

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  12. michael

    I swear this is Andy Dick in drag.

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  13. skulduggery

    “He broke me.” LOL! Kathy has got to be trolling Andy Kaufman style.

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  14. bennyhill

    She is a freaking disaster, how embarrassing for us liberals.

    And Trump is a moron and a liar: https://www.technologyreview.com/s/608015/trump-misused-mit-research-in-reasons-for-ditching-climate-deal/

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    • The Maven

      Everything libs hits do these days is embarrassing as hell. Everything. This is not much different from Shillary’s meltdown the other day.

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  15. metalleg

    I love her and Bill Maher….for providing entertainment.

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  16. metalleg

    I can watch that video of the wench blabbering over and over. Never gets old.

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  17. 12jc

    She pushed the limits of civility. There are many who suffered just as dearly for a lot less. Think the rodeo guy with Obama, Pat Buchannan with MSNBC or Hank Williams with Monday Night Football just to name a few.

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