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Weather Channel Loses It: ‘Science Continues to Scream the Truth, Regardless of Politics’

Our planet continues to warm. Ice sheets continue to melt. The weather channel will continue to ‘scream science’, while you reprobate coalfags continue to destroy the planet and permit Germany and China to become ‘leaders’ of the free world. Plus, you’re going to let them profit from a gorillion dollar renewable fuels market.

Great job, apes.

‘This goes way beyond US politics.’

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22 comments

  1. doughjadank

    We’re living the Waterworld prequel.

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    • derp

      Don’t be a fucktard. We’re entering glacial inception period. The solar minimum isn’t going to help. The sun drives the weather. Do some research on the shrinking of our heliosphere.

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  2. probucks

    so we have a century… literally 100 fucking years to move houses back just 4 feet away from sea level?

    OR we can all be retards and drown by continuing to live in places at or below sea level that will sure to be washed away in the next big hurricane or flood regardless of CO2 emissions.

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    • probucks

      People might start better populating the mid-west.
      Deserts might become lush green jungles again like they were before (Sahara Desert) #BullishAfrica
      Cesspools of craziness like FL and parts of CA will be washed away

      The apocalypse is here! Buy as many solar panels and tesla cars as you can afford!

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      • Dr. Fly

        It’s over. Your beach home is gone.

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        • NotGekko

          I wouldn’t mind my house becoming beach front property soon. Keep burning those tires!

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          • Cricket

            Yep. Sell the Hamptons beach front and buy Appalachia before its too late.

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  3. MSGT HARTMAN

    Even if it’s real, nobody cares about global warming.
    Texas, where it’s 110 plus in the summer, hosts 7 out of the top 10 fastest growing cities.
    Shouldn’t folks be moving to Seattle and New Jersey?

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    • derp

      You can’t afford to move to New Jersey. I refuse to drive through that fucking mafia-riddled reprobate of a state. I use I-81 and steer the fuck clear.

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  4. peso trader

    Maybe Lloyd, Jeff, Elon and the other CEO’s can do a “We are the World” video..

    We are the world
    We are the children
    We are the ones who’ll cash in on emission credits
    so lets all start giving

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  5. LP

    George Carlin. Save the planet. Planet will shake us off like a bunch of fleas and keep right on existing.

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  6. masteroneass

    Want bitcon returns by 2019? Get some 120 puts for .42 cents for next year on the etf “spy” get it?

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  7. t.c.

    0.2 degrees Celsius over the next 100 years! The horror of it all is unfathomable!

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  8. bushwacker2

    How’s this for science: there’s this thing called THE SUN. Apparently, it’s very hot and it makes stuff really really warm. Even (gasp) the earth! But due to the orbit of the earth around the sun, and the fact that the earth has a slight tilt and wobbles a little, it not only results in the seasons of the year, but also weather patterns, climate and climate changes! Who knew!

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    • sarcrilege

      And never mind that the sun has a documented 300-year cycle between maximum and minimum energy output. And just like any thermodynamic system, the energy must fluctuate or else it would blow itself out. It bursts into energy and then rests.

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  9. dae42

    Such a retarded discussion. Long live Solyndra and the federal teat.

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  10. heaterman

    Maybe a better way to put it would be…
    Weather channel goes apoplectic about climate apocalypse.

    No?

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  11. stockslueth

    One thing I believe withdrawal from the Paris Climate Agreement brings is more freedom and less centralized control. This action starts to strip away power and influence from political leaders in Washington and elsewhere that would have done great harm to our economy for very little benefit.

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  12. john_galt

    Seems legit, LOL.
    Ozone layer hole due to CFC, global warming. Apples, oranges. Real, fake.

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  13. Cricket

    Seems appropriate that a nanny weather channel would sound the apocalypse with a whiny female. Then again, remember Shep Smith (Fox News) on Hurricane Matthew:

    “See this? Melbourne, Daytona Beach, all the way to Jacksonville. This moves 20 miles to the west, and you and everyone you know are dead. All of you.

    Because you can’t survive it. It’s not possible unless you’re very, very lucky. And your kids die too.”

    LOL

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