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TRUMP DECLARES WAR ON SCIENCE, ANNOUNCES WITHDRAWAL FROM PARIS CLIMATE ACCORD

Climatefags just got choked the fuck out with a plume of coal dust. You know what to do with your thermometers global warming shills — stick them way up your ass and enjoy the scenery — as America mines for coal in your fucking front yard.

The President announced today that he’s pulling out of the multilateral climate treaty — due to its onerous and deleterious impositions on the American people. It’s worth noting, pulling out of the deal doesn’t equate to free license to dump medical waste into reservoirs — but releases us from a vast, global, bureaucracy of inferior sub-humans who errantly punish the greatest people to ever walk the planet, in favor of third world shit-heaps.

In other words, the government will no longer impose rules and regulations on American businesses that people in Nigeria or China are free to ignore.

#MAGA

As a result of this bold, “America first” declaration of war on science, globalist libshits have lost their mind. Former President of Mexico and professional drug smuggler, Vincente Fox, said the United States has declared war on the planet itself.

CNN Fake News points out that by pulling out of the deal, the United States aligns itself with only two other countries, Syria and Nicaragua.

That talking point is completely meaningless, however, since most countries around the world have barely moved past the invention of the wheel. The Paris Climate Treaty was designed to punish the United States, helping to ‘equal the playing field’ by permitting third world cesspools to grow their economies, ‘by any means necessary’ while America shut down industry in the name of carbon emissions.

BEHOLD: President Donald John Trump.

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106 comments

  1. ironbird

    Orange God.

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    • Cricket

      Orange Wotan with sword and shield is descending from the heavens on a white stallion …

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    • reversion

      All the morons are happy here today, must be a bad day!

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      • bintercorp

        Hahahaha I fell off my chair after the first para. God bless Trump.

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  2. longview

    Yes, by all means the US should preserve its right to act like a third world cesspool populated by subhumans. I am pretty sure that is what MAGA stands for.

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    • Dr. Fly

      As long as you’re from America, you’re ok. Have fun burning the midnight coal.

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    • longview

      …just call it leadership

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    • ironbird

      That faggot avatar has been demolished dude. The lie is dead.

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      • lesurgeon

        What are you speaking of?

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        • ironbird

          longview. Smoke stack horseshit no?

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          • longview

            It’s picture of the Longview mental hospital (as they were then called) in my hometown. Still standing.

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          • metalleg

            Are you its only resident? Well, the name…you know.

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          • longview

            No, my church youth group used to go there regularly to spend time helping the residents. I just thought is was funny, self-deprecating avatar and a play on words.

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          • ironbird

            Ahh. Wild guess off the top of the head was wrong. You still have a chance dude. Join the righteous and true. The Orange God is forgiving.

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          • bennyhill

            ironbird can’t be for real, this must be some jokester posting ironic shit for fun.

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  3. riotact

    This is uber embarrassing if you’re an American. FoxNews has created a bunch of science denying zombies.

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    • antiseptic

      1) The Paris Accord does jack all to end global warming. (I say global warming today because it’s warm out where I am. When it cools off it will be known as climate change.)

      2) 10 years ago climatefags were screaming bloody murder over climate warming. They all proclaimed how our beloved Earth was going to blow up in less than a decade and here we are, still on Earth and it hasn’t blown up yet.

      The bottom line is that global change is just paranoid lunacy.

      If you want someone to blame, blame India and China for crapping up our atmosphere with far more pollutants than the US ever has.

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    • Cricket

      The Overton window has just been shifted several miles. In a year or two most politicians will be unable to defend their support of these absurd agreements. It may cost them their offices.

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  4. Dr. Fly

    Relax. We don’t need a bunch of eurofags telling us how to treat the environment. This doesn’t mean we will destroy the world. It means China cannot destroy our industries

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    • longview

      By “Eurofags” you mean the vast majority of scientists and leaders of industry?

      No f*** them, let’s let Pruitt and Bannon tell us how.

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      • wolfdaddy

        The ones that manipulated the climate data in the first place

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      • nemesis

        No– the real Eurofags zooming around in diesel cars belching black smoke all day long. Meanwhile, here, diesel rigs are mostly withheld from us (with good ol fashioned Jerry Brown style regulation) as we are stuffed into little electric fag-boxes.

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      • derp

        The climate data is fake. Don’t you keep up with current events. They just wanted the government grant money.

        Meanwhile you fuckfaces, the sun has entered minimum and will remain minimum for the next 30 years. We just got out of the 30 year maximum you might have noticed it was warmer. In the previous minimum the Chesapeake bay froze over in the 70’s.

        Can you read fucking English? The sun drives our weather, not man. You sorry fuckfaces educated in the public fool system have made the government your religion. You’re all fucking stupid. God will not be mocked.

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        • traderconfessions
          traderconfessions

          Ohh .. the gazillion of brilliant scientists must have overlooked that info. Perhaps you can send them the article from Dumbshit magazine. Derp.. god hates morons.

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        • macpatton

          Tell us your educational bac!

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        • ferd

          Phew! So dur composition of dur atmosphere don’t do squat to trap heat. Er, as long as the sun don’t get no closer ..no problem.

          I really do think that derp and the derpish should have to pass a quiz in order to vote or operate heavy machinery.

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    • antiseptic

      I really believe all the real men of Europe died in WW2, leaving nothing but left wing homos and their cucks.

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      • longview

        Yes they did it’s just guys like you and me left.

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    • montrose

      Classic tweets on this topic Fly. 🙂

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  5. Cricket

    Oooh! You mean all those AP ‘stories’ about Trump’s position ‘evolving’ were not true? Well imagine my surprise!

    With this decision, Trump has galvanized his core supporters, and has ensured that the industrial heartland of Ohio, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin and Michigan will be solidly Red for some time to come.

    These climate accords are all about oil and gas having an energy monopoly by regulatory force. The collapse of this accord is not good oil prices. Let the competition begin!

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    • moonshot

      My reaction exactly. Trump just took a huge step securing his re-election, much to the dismay of the triggered urban counties who thought they ruled the world, and are still throwing tantrums about their precious establishment losing government control.

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      • snoozer

        his re-election? that is laughable.

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        • uglyflint

          “I was elected by the citizens of Pittsburgh, not Paris”. Fucking 2020 landslide.

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          • snoozer

            except that Clinton won by over 100K votes in Allegheny County.

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  6. soupbone

    China answers the whole of questions for the last, let’s say quarter century.

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    • soupbone

      Fuck that was incoherent. We have been into this deflation due to trying to compete with low cost labor in the east and elsewhere. Including the lack of regulations the competition does enjoy. Getting boring now and also crucial which Trump understands very well.

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  7. stockslueth

    We pulled out of the League of Nations and did OK.Pulling out of the Paris Climate Accord isn’t going to hurt us. The United States leads the world in environmental protection laws and technology. This action doesn’t change that. The accord had little to do with the environment and more with how to gain an unfair competitive advantage over developed countries like the United States.

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  8. sab1957

    Once upon a time this was a useful web site for interesting thoughts on stock trading. Now it is a lunatic asylum. You won’t miss my annual Exodus payment, but maybe you will if multiplied by a few thousand. Meanwhile, your Dear Leader not only knows nothing about climate change, he is inventing non-existent tax bills.

    -@POTUS: “Our tax bill is moving along in Congress and I believe it’s doing very well.”

    No tax bill has been introduced to the US House of Representatives.
    No tax bill has been introduced to the US Senate.
    The White House has released a one-page plan that is not detailed enough for experts to assess its economic or fiscal impact.

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    • ironbird

      Quick move to the mountains cuck. We are all going to fucking drown! Panic cuck. Now! Before it is to late.

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    • uglyflint

      Lord Monkton is the premier expert in the world on fake globull warming. Trump doesn’t need to know jack except to read his papers and use common sense.

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  9. uglyflint

    Wonderful day. Best of all “Fuck You Leo DeCRAPio”

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    • moonshot

      We need Clooney back out for another round of “who do we see about THAT?!”

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    • traderconfessions
      traderconfessions

      Sorry.. he can’t hear you between the naked bodies of 12 supermodels. Bet you can hear perfectly.

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  10. JB

    MAGA beeyatch!! I’m burning a pile of rubber tires tonight to celebrate ..

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  11. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Expect a convoy of Tesla’s with Musk riding point to circle the White and starting chucking solar panels on the White House lawn.

    What are the odds that Comrade Trump even understands the Accord language? Uh.. zero. But President Adam Schiff will patch things up in 2020 so no matter. Guess Princess Ivanka lost out to the evil Scott Pruitt.

    I’m just waiting for Thursday when Comet fillets Trump with a dull butter knife. Putin just admitted that hacking occurred.. by Patriotic Russians (wink, choke on laughter, wink) Guess a Patriotic President would oppose the Russians..

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    • derp

      Wow you’re tragically stupid.

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      • traderconfessions
        traderconfessions

        It shall be done…and you will apologize for your ignorance.

        Derp.. god hates stupidity so don’t be a dope your whole life.

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    • Cricket

      Adam Schiff, LOL.

      Yeah, a tin-foil hat conspiracy theorist with Israeli citizenship from the land of fruits and nuts (California) is really gonna get Mr and Mrs mainstream America’s vote.

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  12. MSGT HARTMAN

    China burns 4B tons of coal a year. The US less than 1B, and our less than 1B is scrubbed and monitored closely.
    I work with Chinese, they go back home for a visit, come back and throw away their shoes it’s so nasty.
    So the US is the least of the world’s problem, let India and China clean up their shit first, then we talk.

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    • bennyhill

      Oh right, because the US should follow third world nations on policy. Ass.

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      • BenCBrainard

        Uh, he just described how the US leads on policy. Dip shit.

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  13. t.c.

    If you consider our position in the ice age cycle, the moar CO2 the better.

    http://www.johnenglander.net/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Englander%20420kyr%20CO2-T-SL%20rev.jpg

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  14. Gus

    Bunch of losers here. How are you going to explain this to your children ? We decided to lower environmental standards because China and India are also polluting ? Any 5 year old knows better than you idiots.
    Continue sticking your head in the sand. Your´re all so caught up in your political agendas and left vs right bullshit that you have lost common sense. Ignorance is bliss.

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    • stockslueth

      Please provide information on what standards were lowered? American standards are much higher than China and India.

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      • Gus

        You don´t get it, huh?
        Leaving the Climate accord means the U.S decided not have to lower their emissions by 27% until 2025 on a 2005 basis.

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        • Dr. Fly

          OMG, how will we reverse the power of the sun if we can’t do that?

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          • Gus

            If you can´t do that the rest of the world will move on without you.

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        • stockslueth

          The United States didn’t decide anything. It’s not “their emissions” it’s the American people’s emissions. It’s the emissions of progress and work in this country. Cutting emissions cuts jobs. Suddenly Mr and Ms. John Q. Public and millions like them lose their jobs. Why don’t you quit using your Lear jet, along with all your friends, every time you decide you need to leave town for a few days? That should bring the earth back into balance in no time. Let the first among you carbon-free cast the first stone.

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          • Gus

            You need to look up the word “progress” in a dictionary because you don’t have a fucking clue what it means.

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    • t.c.

      Büntgen et al., 2017- tells us that Europe was roughly 3 degrees warmer during the medieval warm period.

      http://notrickszone.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Holocene-Cooling-Mediterranean-West-B%C3%BCntgen-2017.jpg

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    • Dr. Fly

      I will tell my children the world needed to end, to start anew with Bane’s voice.

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      • traderconfessions
        traderconfessions

        Do they cry themselves to sleep? End of that movie sucked.

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        • Dr. Fly

          The end was a little weak. But overall, it was the best batman movie of all time. The Wall Street scene did it for me.

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    • moonshot

      I started by pointing out the obvious examples of political partisanship and corruption. Really the house of cards falls by itself once the redpill takes hold.

      I do fear for my son heading off to uni in the fall though. His HS is probably leading the charts in blue pill libtard culture and he already had trouble holding his tongue listening to their idiocy. Liberal universities I expect will be even worse and I just hope he can get through the process without some SJW declaring war on him for speaking the truth.

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      • snoozer

        actually it will be the best thing in the world for him. In a couple of years he’ll be better educated and will smilingly nod at your drivel thinking Jesus my dad is a fucking close-minded lunatic.

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        • BenCBrainard

          He was raised right and will respect his daddy. Unlike your snot nose little punks.

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    • BenCBrainard

      Gus, how has global warming affected you personally? You buy more T-shirts? Plant your garden earlier? Travel north more often for vacation instead of south? Didn’t think so. You read it in a newspaper article and it agrees with you. Gives you something to latch onto. The planet doesn’t give a fuck about you and your CO2. It’s gonna spit you out.

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      • Gus

        You´re so narrow minded it´s not even funny. That´s like saying I smoke two pack of cigarettes a day and since I´m feeling good there is nothing wrong with it.

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  15. bushwacker2

    Our President is much wiser than the stupid fucks give him credit for.

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  16. john_galt

    No offence but I believe the title for this post should be rewritten like this for accuracy sake:
    TRUMP DECLARES WAR ON FAKE SCIENCE

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  17. uglyflint

    Frog can you settle this debate ? All the right wingers would like to know your thoughts.

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  18. Dr. Fly

    Damn it, where is Frog? She is likely going over her Shareblue crisis talking points now.

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  19. fryguy15

    You people give yourselves way too much credit. The Earth has been here long before humans and will be here long after humans. The planet withstood countless volcanic eruptions and who knows what else. All of humanity is a fucking drop in a bucket. You really think some fucking aluminum cans and some burnt coal is going to fuck up the planet. You stupid morons. Get over yourself your fucking imbacels!

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    • bushwacker2

      I actually agree with your assessment in general, with one addition: the righteous ones will shine like the sun and will rule the universe with the Almighty. Destiny, man–get on it.

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