PREPARE FOR NUCLEAR BATTLE: Team America Successfully Shoots Down Mock ICBM

‘Best’ Korea, as some call the rogue state of North Korea, is about to be incinerated by megatonnes of nuclear weaponry. We will drop so many nuclear missiles on Pyong Yong, why, we’ll destroy half of the west coast of our own country due to the fall out ‘collateral damage’.

Once we successfully move Silicon Valley to Texas, there will be no point in saving the water hungry state of California. While the weather may be enjoyable and the food pleasurable, the people are vile and disgusting. Ergo, thermal-nuclear detonations of the world ending varietal are not only welcomed, but also encouraged — at least in that part of the globe.

BEHOLD as you bear witness to the sabre rattle of all sabre rattling, a successful interception of a mock ICBM. Alas, the vision of President Reagan’s ‘Star Wars’ defense system has been realized, by none other than Donald John Trump.

My only question is, what will North Korea do now that their nuclear weapons have been rendered completely and utterly useless?

Behold

Source: Pentagon

HOMELAND MISSILE DEFENSE SYSTEM SUCCESSFULLY INTERCEPTS ICBM TARGET

The U.S. Missile Defense Agency, in cooperation with the U.S. Air Force 30th Space Wing, the Joint Functional Component Command for Integrated Missile Defense and U.S. Northern Command, today successfully intercepted an intercontinental ballistic missile target during a test of the Ground-based Midcourse Defense (GMD) element of the nation’s ballistic missile defense system.

This was the first live-fire test event against an ICBM-class target for GMD and the U.S. ballistic missile defense system.

During the test, an ICBM-class target was launched from the Reagan Test Site on Kwajalein Atoll in the Republic of the Marshall Islands. Multiple sensors provided target acquisition and tracking data to the Command, Control, Battle Management and Communication (C2BMC) system. The Sea-Based X-band radar, positioned in the Pacific Ocean, also acquired and tracked the target. The GMD system received the target tracking data and developed a fire control solution to intercept the target.

A ground-based interceptor was launched from Vandenberg Air Force Base, California, and its exo-atmospheric kill vehicle intercepted and destroyed the target in a direct collision.

HAHAHAHAHA. Fuckers.