Now that the world is laundering their money via Bitcoin, the ‘evil currency’ of choice, I felt it was time to open up a new world to iBankCoiner’s: the fanciful world of Pepe Cash and how it facilitates the wonders of RARE PEPE ART that will someday take the place of the US dollar.
Any questions?
You can see by the chart below that the price action in bitcoin is very normal. This is what bull markets look like, assholes.
Normal chart
Moving past bitcoins and into PEPE CASH, I entreat you to examine this piece of art.
DO NOT SAVE, VERY RARE
On RarePepeWallet, the exchange rate is $1=37 Pepe cash. There, you can buy any number of rare pieces of Pepe art.
For example, this Lord Kek, ruler of all Pepes, fetches for $34,000
So Rare
There are other Pepe’s worth investing in, aside from Kek, such as ‘Ten Pin Putin’s.’ This is a collectors item for any Trump fan.
Forget about your silly stock’d market, based on earnings and revenues. This is where the kids are investing their money today — the future of finance — based on ‘literally nothing’ but the caprices and superfluities of a generation of morons.
Any questions? I am now an expert.
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I’m starting a Rampcoin Kickstartr campaign
Ramp art. The Xchange (we’re too edge to write it correctly) will be on iBankCoin, where people will convert dollars to iBCoins.
Then they can buy RARE WHEELED CHAIRS, such as the 3:30 ramp. Starting bid will be $75,000 Fed notes.
Where can I order my DOW PePeThousand hat?
This post is why you’re a genius. Funny sh-t.
Makes perfect sense. We’ve had markets based on and denominated in ‘literally nothing’ but ex nihilo (((bulshit dollars))) emitted from FED since 1971 (Nixon) so nothing wrong with passing the torch to the caprices and superfluities of a generation of morons, the millennials.
Vix at 9.94. Lol. Generation of moron millennials will ruetheday being clueless to what a “Vix” is. And how manipulated they were via something called a “vix”
Low volatility due to so much $ being pushed into ETF/mutual funds. Not that hard to figure out.
#1
Do you really think the millennial generation understands their financial system is being held up by programs and algos crushing the vix every day? That it’s not sustainable? That it’s essentially bubbling-the-vix? That eventually it’s such a dislocation that an equity crash is one of the more likely results?
#2
You really believe Mutual Fund & Etf money is what is immediately and instantly replacing the equity drawdown / uncertainty factor from last week? So quickly and directly and consecutively?
#3
You really think low-10, and upper-9, is a reasonable or normal vix? That it’s “NOT THAT HARD TO FIGURE OUT” that a low-10 or upper-9 vix would NORMALLY result from Mutual fund money?
stooge
Millenials aren’t even invested in the market so your point is moot. Stop taking your face-fucked portfolio performance out on harder working generations. I’ve never witnessed anyone more wrong on a consistent basis. Even your hero Jesse Livermore would tell you the trend is your friend. You’re recklessly and pitifully stupid.
Answer to all of Showtime’s questions.
No.
The only real question is one of timing.
When in other words.
Do I really think I believe millennials are invested in the market?
Are you that dumb?
It was a follow from Sac point
I am relentless, not, wrong
ITS THE SAME FUCKING THING
None of this is complicated. Trump broke the Fake News with a golden dildo. Now cometh The Very Fake News.
Holy shit that was funny. I want a Pepe shower curtain.
Dank AF
“The Stock Market Is Dead”?
Good. Finally.
Oooh, oooh! How many PepeCoins can I get for a Princess Beanie Baby? I’m SURE this cryptocurrency shiite isn’t a fad this time…
Sign me up for Pepe mouse pad…
I was trading Pepe before any of you clowns. I got in on Pepe when it was $5 dollars, so don’t tell me.
lol did anyone else get the ‘Move your IRA to Bitcoin’ ad?
For realz. Who is the vendor? That’s the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard of besides the poetic waxings of baizuo froggy.
No, but I got the one to move IRA to Pepecoin advertised on iBC. You think it’s a scam?
Fly,
do we mine for Pepe, fish, or net? how do I get lines in the water? is it landing nets or bait well nets?
Frog should know the answer to that one.
People that generalize by generation …or whatever ..are idiots. Yes, it’s normal to do. And most here are normal. But consider thinking before you post instead of jerking off at some other groups expense.
little donald and erik should get into trumpcoin with trump corp.
Funny stuff but it simply sounds like you are butt-hurt for calling the Bitcoin bottom well before it hit 2k/coin and subsequently missed another massive move.
Sure, Bitcoin doubled this year but Ethereum is up over 2000%.
http://www.cnbc.com/2017/05/24/ethereum-price-bitcoin-rally.html
You should know by now that something is only worth what another is willing to pay for it and people are buying this bullshit in spades.
You missed the move. Let’s cry about it together “Doctor”.
I want to see an 8 handle on the VIX just to see Showtime blow out another cerebral artery. Is that so wrong?