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President Trump is Going Crazy on Twitter Now, Come See the Fun

I want all of you political faggots to lighten up. It’s Friday, markets are at record highs, and entertainment is in abundance, is it not? The drama is thickening (if that’s even possible) this morning after FBI reports countermanding Trump’s claims that Comey requested to dine with him, while also telling him on three separate occasions that he was NOT under investigation. The FBI assets that such information would never have been relayed to the President by Comey, obviously because Trump is a Russian agent and it’s important to investigate any and all non-leftists as soon as they enter office.

Before I get to the opus magnus tweet by Trump, let’s review some of this earlier shit-posts from this morning.

The Russians are laughing up their sleeves. Cut it out.

Let’s make peace. Quit war-mongering.

You’re all sore losers, accomplices of FAKE NEWS.

Note there are 3 questions marks at the end of that sentence. Clearly, we can’t let this man have the nuclear football. He’s liable to throw it.

And here it is. Trump threatening Comey over apparent leaks suggesting the President was never told he was NOT under investigation, while also invoking Nixon — AGAIN.

He just wants the madness to end.

Truth is, it will never end. The ride continues and will always continue, as long as he’s in office. His only recourse is to become a swamp drainer of epic proportions, inflict damage upon his enemies and lay traps for all sorts of people — later them exposing them to execution via steam catapult.

For those of you still insisting Trump has Russian ties, need I remind you that he has, in his possession, a ‘certified letter’ stating otherwise?

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24 comments

  1. duuude

    HoneyBadger Prez don’t….

    https://youtu.be/M0wi7Ugct1w

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  2. john_galt

    Starting shilling for Trump again? Careful not to get disappointed another time. As far as I am concerned, I need to see actions rather than just words. Don’t expect real changes unless the neocons at the WH are shown the door. But yeah, the last few days are encouraging.

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  3. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    This is what happens when your hot wife says fuck off. He needs a night out with teen girls like the old days.

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    • resumark

      Batshit Trump be like the Geto Boys:

      Paranoid –
      Sittin’ in deep sweat
      Thinkin’ –
      I gotta fuck some tweens before the weekend

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  4. roundwego

    Trump will destroy dnc like he did rosey odonald. He is master public manipulator with retard strength.

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    • albertpiker

      Yeah and the market topped and tsla is a zero too right you fuckhead. You’re more of a contrarian signal than the dipshit who runs this domain…

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  5. momono

    “What is best in life?”
    To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!

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  6. riotact

    Trump destroying what was left of the GOP. And I’ve got a front row seat to witness it.
    Enjoy the beautiful ride comrades.

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  7. nemesis

    In the spirit of unity.

    Can we all just agree; Repubs, demons, indies alike; that Russian and Ukrainian ladies are quite often- really hot? The US of A has some catching up to do lads and ladies.

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  8. the dude

    I love it when Trump goes nuts and starts raging. Usually a head rolls out of the rotunda and down the White House steps.

    I hope is Comey threat is true and there really is a WH recording system. My god, that would be so awesome.

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  9. Cricket

    And this is why Twitter adds more value than Facebook and Snapchat. It drives the news agenda, earlier and faster, than any other media – and it gives a voice directly to those in the news, completely unfiltered.

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    • mx2101

      Cricket- to your point… I find it astounding Twitter apparently cannot monetize its position.

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  10. resumark

    Fly, duuuuude… what’s up with the proper grammar?

    “Let’s make peace.” Dafuq?

    Come on, man. The emperor declares it at “LETS” as evidenced by the official Fancy Bear graphic in the tweet. Get on board, man… GRU up and use Presidential English.

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  11. longview

    I thought the issue was that he had taken significant loans and investments from Russian interests, not that he had investments there.

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  12. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Love the recording threat gambit.. classic Trump. Always the bluffer…But, Comey should go full Daniel Negreanu and call it. When does Trump say fuck it…who needs this shit.. and grabs a sand wedge and heads back to FL?

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  13. ericbakerbruce

    Where is fuckface frog? How much have you collected for my airfare, not that I need or take handouts like a libtard.

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  14. ferd

    Nice to see him back on the peace with Russia jag. I hope he finds the scrotal fortitude to stay the course this time …but I doubt it. He has surrounded himself with armchair war mongers who are playing their ‘great chess game’.

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  15. doughjadank

    Did I miss your post on the FBI raids FLY? The memers got got.

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  16. stockslueth

    Yesterday I was going to say that Trump has a few bats in the belfry but I thought that might be a bit hasty, rash, whatever. Today it’s official.

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  17. bushwacker2

    Disgraceful. What is happening to this country. How feel you?

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  18. bushwacker2

    Finally, Russia is getting what they wanted. Divide and conquer. Putin must be laughing his ass off over a bowl of borscht. And all they had to do was incite the fake news media. You’re all being played, assholes.

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    • mistermoe

      Putin eats caviar. Trump supporters will be introduced to borsch soon.

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