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Trump: I Was Gonna Fire Comey Anyway, ‘He’s a Grand-Stander, a Showboat’

Markets have risen from session lows after President Trump revealed his balls to the American people, via an interview with NBC where he stated Comey was a goner one way or another. Trump called him a ‘showboat’ a ‘grandstander’ and was going to shit can him regardless of what Rosenstein said.

“Looks he’s a a showboat, he’s a grand-stander, the FBI has been in turmoil. You know that, I know that. Everybody knows that. You take a look at the FBI a year ago, it was in virtual turmoil. Less than a year ago, it hasn’t recovered from that,” exclaims President Trump about Comey during an interview with NBC News’ Lester Holt.

This is clearly bullshit, since the White House all but blamed the whole thing on ROSENSTEIN yesterday, suggesting that the new deputy AG hated Comey so much he wanted his kids to starve out with Dad on the unemployment line.

Early this morning, fake news outlet, Washington Post, reported that Rosenstein was so pissed off for being tossed into the streets for the Comey shit canning, he threatened to resigned.

Trump revealed that his eminence isn’t to be trifled with. He can fire who he wants, at the time of his choosing.

Additionally, he also revealed that he asked Comey if he was under investigation for being a Russian mole.

“We had a very nice dinner and at that time he told me you’re not under investigation,” Trump said. In a subsequent phone call, Trump said, “I actually asked him. He said, ‘you are not under investigation.”’

This is a brilliant tactical move, very 4d chess like. By painting himself as lord commander, employer in chief of all, democrats now have to stop looking for smoke and start trying to question the authority of the President.

The White House Press Secretary filling in for Spicer, who by the way is terrific, said the President can fire whoever the fuck he wants, when he wants.

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23 comments

  1. oilerua

    i guess the democrats will suicide
    were’ podesta been hiding ?
    not that ms clinton has made big appearance lately

    imo they have a very big full toilet ready to explode

    but i guess, in the end , Supertrump will grace them : not before having seen the whole democratic party nuclearly melted to the bones and more

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  2. soupbone

    Undermine your boss and you get fired; that is first and foremost the easiest way to get yourself fired.

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    • moonshot

      Undermine the chief executive, as the head of the FBI, after letting the opposing party candidate off without obviously valid felony charges, and I’d argue you could find yourself on the wrong end of treason charges, not just fired.

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      • frog

        What idiots Trump supporters are. HRC didn’t commit a felony– unless you believe Right Wing fake news.

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        • BenCBrainard

          What idiots Hillary supporters are.

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          • BenCBrainard

            Clintons go into presidency worth essentially nothing and come out worth 9 figures not long after. You’re a total dip shit.

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          • frog

            BenCBrainless, Trump probably made 9 figures off the presidency just since he took office.

            The Clintons tried to accomplish some things for ordinary Americans. And Bill Clinton left office with the budget in fine shape, with a surplus.

            Trump does nothing but help his crony capitalist welfare queen company buddies to feed at the public trough. He’s all for them and the ,01% and does nothing at all for the 99.99%.

            But BenCBrainless defends him anyway. Because that’s what being brainless is all about.

            And the Clintons did not make money while Bill was pres. They went almost bankrupt paying legal fees for that witch hunt impeachment trial by the GOP. They did make some money later.

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          • NotGekko

            Um no, you’re delusional. They went broke buying off the women Bill raped you laughable nutsack of a shill.

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  3. oilerua

    if you think why the democratic party stay alltogheter (MSM included) is because they are kept alive altogheter tied in with a very thin rope , but they have no grounds under the feet ..and no onw told them you need ground under the feet to avoid a forever-fall ( that is the process they re in ), eventually someone will grab something somewhere , others will meet an hard crash , its waiting there..

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  4. ironturd

    This Apprentice season is the tits, great episode this week

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  5. jacked rabbit

    On the multi-dimensional ranking of chess, where do search warrants and subpoenas lie on that spectrum?

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  6. dmfracer

    That Press Undersecretary, Ronda Rousey, is kinda hot

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  7. ironbird

    One day soon Susan Sanders will walk out into that nest of vampires. Point at the biggest one. Then body slam and proceed to beat the shit out of it. Gender neutral ass kicking for all of America to see.

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  8. doughjadank

    RAIDING PARTY!

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  9. frog

    Only Trump gets to be a showboat. Everyone else is supposed to run & hide, for fear of showing up the supreme showboat and liar in chief.

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    • soupbone

      He is actually a manager by trade. Stirring up the shit is part of the job. If you want liar, there’s plenty in US history already. The man is straight at your face at least, which is a welcome change over the other dude.

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  10. dmfracer

    Nukes are a hoax frog

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  11. dchanko

    Jesus wept – this comments sections is getting worse .
    In politics bandwidth is power. Trump’s bandwidth will be filled with Russia and this shit for months to come, putting at risk all the other stuff he is supposed to be doing. Ask yourself why would he have taken this step had he believed leaving Comey in place would pose a lesser risk . 2 answers , he is either incompetent or compromised. There can be no other.

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