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Trumpsters Beat Down Again: White House Wants to ‘Win Again’, Mulling More Troops to Afghanistan

I’m sorry republitards, but you’ve been had. I have a lot more in common with you than libfags; but, ultimately, I’m an anarchist who wants the world to burn.

For a brief period, my ineradicable passion for fire and brimstone was upended by the great orange one. He was like a friendly orangutan, a very rich one, offering yuge promises of winship — at the expense of others. This, as you know, is my favorite form of winning. How could I not support a man who threatened to build a gigantic wall and then force Mexico to pay for it? I’m alpha. This appeals to my inner primate.

Alas, the veil has been lifted and Trump is nothing more than Hillary with a penis.

MOAR troops are heading to Afghanistan — because nothing says ‘winning’ like fighting and dying for poppy fields in the literal asshole of the planet.

Washpo is reporting as many as 3,000 Americans will be sent to protect the heroin lands of Afghanistan. NBC says 5,000 and a request for NATO, Trump’s new besties, to match it.

A U.S. official told The Post that Trump wants to “start winning” again and has the backing of top Cabinet officials. He is expected to make his mind up on strategy before attending a May 25 NATO summit in Brussels, the newspaper reported.

One senior administration source told NBC News a decision would happen “soon.”

Let’s revisit some wistful propaganda, shall we?

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Fuck you all!

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17 comments

  1. frog

    Are you an alpha like Trump who is overweight, couldn’t survive in the wilderness alone for 24 hours, lies constantly, and has no skills except selling people lousy steaks, golf club memberships, and other low quality stuff?

    Monkeys would never put up with such “alphas.”

    We should be so lucky that he would be Hillary with a penis. Hillary is sane, functional, focused, brilliant, experienced in government, stronger emotionally than Trump, and 1000X more truly populist than Trump is, although she is beholden to donors in a few areas, as are all politicians.

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  2. ironturd

    He is the definition of competency, decency and self-restraint, what could possibly go wrong

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  3. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Trump is the furthest thing from an alpha male. He hires alpha males.

    100 bucks President Bump and Run couldn’t find Afghanistan on a map. Might help if we build a golf course there.

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  4. unrelated

    Epigrammatic magic. I love a clever turn of meaning with words.

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  5. frog

    On its own, as it is written, ObamaCare would not fail. But Trump is pushing very hard to make ObamaCare fail, so he can blame that on the Dems.

    “The administration has been aggressively ambiguous about key policy issues, like whether it will enforce the health care law’s individual mandate or or pay out insurance subsidies aimed at the lowest-income Obamacare enrollees.”

    https://www.vox.com/2017/5/8/15563448/trump-insurance-premiums-2018

    If Trump does not enforce the individual mandate, which requires people to sign up for insurance, then that means there is a big risk that only sick people will sign up, greatly increasing costs for the insurance companies. Failure of government to payout the subsidies it owes, will also increase costs. So many insurance companies are either leaving the market or hiking premiums substantially to cover the costs.

    Just business as usual for Republicans, who screw everything up constantly, and always find some way to blame it on the Democrats. And Republicans, since they consume only Right Wing fake news media, hear zero about the constant Republican screwups, but hear constantly about how they’re supposedly all the Dems’ fault.

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  6. frog

    Right Wing propaganda rules the nation. That’s how Trump and the Republican dominated Congress got elected. And no matter how badly they screw everything up, Right Wing media will paint screwups as heroes, and will lie in order to give Right Wingers supposedly good reasons to keep voting for screwup politicians over and over and over again.

    Welcome to the United Banana Republic of America.

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  7. brvalentine

    Bingo. Young servicemen/women dying for protecting the poppy transfer routes for The Agency. Fucking disgrace.

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