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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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Come Hither and Pay Homage to the Anointed Ones, Small, Dirty Plebs

If you’re having a difficult time making money in stocks today, wondering how the Nasdaq could be up almost 50 and you’re in the pits — lamenting over being such a miserable loser — pull up the winners on your little monitor there and BEHOLD their grand magnificence. Go ahead and do it.

This power move higher by Amazon will likely seal that deal for Mr. Bezos, catapulting him to the richest man alive. Just a few years ago, Jeff was a do-nothing nobody, barely worth $20 billion. Now look at him. Dreams really do come true.

Aside from AMZN, here are today’s chief winners.

TWTR +5.5%
TSLA +4%
CTRP +3.3%
NFLX +3%
WYNN +2.7%
LRCX +2.7%

AAPL, MELI, NTES, PCLN and EXPE are also amongst the winners. See, today is a day wrought for the winners — mankind’s successes being celebrated around the globe for their business prowess. Your small, little, and stupid companies are of no consequence to them. Ergo, they’re shooting higher while everything else wallows about — like fat children inside swimming pools.

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4 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    oops, I need reading glasses. I misread your headline as
    “Come Hitler and Pay Homage to the Anointed Ones, Small, Dirty Pleb”
    so I came rushing in to correct the record…..and it wasn’t for me.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Now you’re just trolling.

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      • sarcrilege

        Yeah, I know. It’s been really really slow. All contracts done, winnings under the mattress and trip to Caribbean not until Wednesday. It’ll be quiet here without my pleasant presence…the chief does not allow any communication devices on family vacations 🙁

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  2. bushwacker2

    It was such a lovely day. On a percentage basis, my net worth increased greater than poor vagabond Bezos’s.

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