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Trump Calls Assad a ‘Truly Evil Person’, says Obama Should’ve Taken Action in Syria

In his first interview since his foray with world war 3, President Trump told Maria Bartiromo that Assad should’ve been dealt with under Obama, justifying his actions under the guise that Assad is an ‘evil’ guy and an ‘animal.’

Bear in mind…

He also backed off the notion that we’d be going George Bush in Syria, saying, “Are we going to get involved in Syria? No.”

The one caveat, naturally.

“But if I see them using gas…. when you drop gas or bombs or barrel bombs — massive barrels with dynamite — and drop it right in the middle of a group of people … you see kids with no arms, no legs, no face. This [Syrian President Bashar Assad] is an animal,” he added.

Pressing forward with the White House’s talking point that elevated Hitler above Assad during yesterday’s press conference with Sean Spicer, Trump continued to juxtapose the ‘evil’ Assad against other tyrants and declare the former was inexorably worse because he uses MUH gas to kill people.

“Some of the worst tyrants in the world don’t use the kind of gas they use.”

Bear notice of the fact that none of our government officials are using the term WMD’s or weapons of mass destruction this go around — due to the negative connotation it has thanks to the Iraq war.

Trump then talked about his decision to take action, which was reported was at them behest of his daughter, Ivanka, who wanted the bad man punished.

“I said ‘What can we do?’ And they came back with a number of different alternatives. … We hit them very hard,” he said.

Then he went on to say that Putin as backing a truly evil person in Assad, and how he was bad for the world.

“Putin is backing a person that is truly an evil person […] I think it’s very bad for Russia, I think it’s very bad for mankind, it’s very bad for this world,” Trump added.

I’m sure it’s all part of the 10D water polo game that Trump is playing now. Any day, he’ll get around to executing his campaign pledges — to fulfill his America first strategy of making America great again.

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Michael Savage Laments Over Trump’s Recent Decisions, Calls Yours Truly ‘Vermin of the Left’ in the Process

I’ve been called many things in my life, but ‘vermin of the left’ isn’t one of them. On the Alex Jones show today, conservative talk show host Michael Savage exploded with rage after Alex began to read him my article, published on Zerohedge, which was titled “Michael Savage Turns on Trump, Says Syrian Gas Attack Was False Flag Operation.”


Obviously, if Michael read the article, he’d know that I wasn’t ‘vermin sludge’, but instead a disaffected Trump supporter, like him, who was pissed off by the war drums beating out of the White House.

Humorously, a few month’s ago Savage praised yours truly for an article that I had written, giving it rave reviews: ‘it’s a huge story’…’a major league piece’…’first rate piece of reportage’…’it would be great on any conservative website.’

Here is Savage praising my previous work (tips hat).

And here is the full Jones-Savage interview, which is essentially a cry for help — with Savage lamenting over Trump’s hawkish demeanor, blaming his ‘change’ on the people around him, namely Tillerson. Savage would like Tillerson aka ‘the cromagnon’ to go back to pumping gas.

Interestingly, this isn’t the first time Savage called me out on his show. Many years ago, when I was a younger man in my 20s, I had written an article that was critical of him, which resulted in him spending his entire 10-minute monolog in an uncontained rage, reading my article, challenging me to call his a show to debate him, saying things like ‘you moron blogger you.’ I remember the day well, parked outside of a shopping mall, waiting for the Mrs. and then BAM — Savage is on the air calling me an ‘idiot, moron, blogger.’ Good times.

Having the benefit of hindsight, I can now say Dr. Savage was right and I was wrong and for my ‘moronic article on some unknown website.’

Thanks for the laughs, Dr. Savage.

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4D Chess, World War Edition: Trump Says ‘We’re Not Going into Syria’

Apparently, Trump was merely exerted some multidimensional, intergalactic chess moves — in order to expose the neocon scum in America. Look for the arrest and permanent detainment of Bill Kristol, almost immediately, as part of Trump’s plan to make America great again.

Although I am upset that he waged war against Syria, I am happy that he permitted cooler headers, like General Mattis, prevail.

In an interview with Maria Bartiromo, scheduled to air tomorrow, the President said, “We are not going into Syria. But when I see people using horrible, horrible chemical weapons which they agreed not to use under the Obama administration, but they violated it…”

Taking a jab at the Obama administration, who said, emphatically, that they got rid of Syria’s chemical weapons program dating back to 2013, Trump said, “Hey look, what I did should have been done by the Obama Administration a long time before I did it. And you would’ve had a much better — I think Syria would be a lot better off right now than it has been.”

These statements should settle the waters inside Trump’s hardcore base — leaving them more time to create rare Pepe memes and quit lamenting over the feeling of grim betrayal.

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Mattis Restores Order to Chaotic White House

In a Pentagon press briefing today, General Mattis said he ‘personally reviewed’ the intelligence that pointed to Assad being responsible for carrying out chemical attacks, concluding that the Syrian government was guilty.

He ‘determined a measured military response could best deter the regime from doing this again’. He said, ‘under the direction of the President, they conducted military actions against Syria to deter the use of chemical weapons.’

They ‘ensured that no Russians were injured during the attack.’ U.S. policy is unchanged on Syria, with ISIS being the main target for American military operations.

Naturally, the press tried to goad Mattis into making statements on ‘safe zones’ and removing Assad, which Mattis was unwilling to commit.

‘The goal right now in Syria is breaking ISIS,’ said Mattis. Moreover, the Assad issue was a ‘separate issue that arose in the midst of that campaign’, which they addressed militarily.

‘The purpose of this attack was singular, against the chemical weapons use,’ said Mattis.

When asked is Russia had ‘advanced knowledge’ of this strike, Mattis said ‘Assad planned it, orchestrated it and executed it’ and he didn’t know if Russia was involved. Regarding recent press reports that declared a Russia drone was seen overhead at the time of the attack, Mattis said he didn’t know anything about it, only that he was sure Assad was responsible — drawing a firm line not to drag Russia into the discussion.

This is good news for those hoping to avert a military conflict with Russia and the Syrian government. Let’s hope Mattis has enough sway inside of the White House to cool the heads of all the chicken hawks making statements about regime change in Syria.

NOTE: markets rebounded towards the end of the session. Obviously, traders like the specter of peace.

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Spicer: Russia is Aligned with Failed States, Not Even Hitler Used Chemical Weapons

It’s like aliens have captured the bodies of these people and are using them as sock puppets. The rhetoric out of the Trump administration is retard level thinking, and extremly incendiary. I do not understand what the fuck is going on here. I realize some of you faggots like war — because you’re chicken hawk pussies — projecting your insecurities out to the world. But these policies cannot be viewed as ‘sane’ by any strength of the imagination.

Here is Spicer saying that Russia is the only country, aside from the failed states he pals around with, that doesn’t believe Assad used chemical weapons to kill babies. Bear in mind, aside from the ‘white helmets’ on the ground in ISIS controlled Idlib, ZERO EVIDENCE has been presented to the world, proving the Assad used these weapons. Moreover, based on how the first responders were handling the bodies, it is IMPOSSIBLE that the gas used was sarin. Has everyone gone fucking nuts? Here, look at the goddamned pictures.

Spicy Spicer, moron at the White House.

More Spicy Spicer talking greasy.

And the money shot.

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War is Inevitable, Gentlemen, Enjoy the Show

In order to placate the military-industrial complex, the feudal lords who run America will continue to send your sons to war — jockeying for positions amidst ‘the chess board’ — all in the name of profit. I understand your hesitance, or even frustration, with policies that seem woefully unfair to working folk. But bear in mind, America is an empire that needs the blood of the underclass to fuel it into the next millennia.

Men like Joe Scarborough, relish in the idea that advanced weaponry could be used to kill people in defenseless nations — or serve to humiliate our rivals.

On a spiritual level, these ‘hard choices’ are necessary for rituals to be completed. The best thing that you can do is invest in the companies who stand to profit most by these policies.

When in doubt, think of Dick Cheney.

We’re gonna nation build for the next 8 years, so you might as well take positions in $KBR — the evil spinoff of Halliburton. This is the nation building portion of Cheney’s old haunting grounds. You’ll want to buy a piece of $CSL, $RTN, $OA and maybe an oil or two. Plus, don’t forget to buy $ATI. Materials will be needed.

Come now, don’t be downcast. Most of you are internet trolls, memeing around and don’t have children that could be sent to war. You’re so out of shape, you’ll never pass the physicals, making this all ‘fun’ for you.

NOTE: Those are my positions above (tips hat).

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Joe Scarborough Giddy Over Souring Russian-US Relations, Says Russia is Helpless to Protect Syria

I want you to watch the clip below to see what we’re dealing with in the media. This is a former Congressman, well connected amongst the elite in our country, who is rumored to be texting buddies with Jared Kushner, giddy over the specter of souring Russian-US relations.

“A week ago, you have little Devin Nunes going back and forth, going, ‘What do I say, what do I say about Russia, what do I say about Russia?’ and Sean Spicer getting killed,” he added.

“Now, the Russians snub Tillerson — I mean, if I’m Donald Trump, I’m thinking these are good days.”

This is all a joke for neocon Joe — him and his stupid haircut — especially since it’s not his fat face having to fight the wars to come. After bathing in his wanton stupidity for celebrating poor relations with the only other global nuclear superpower, Joe then reveled in the idea that Putin was humiliated by the Syrian ordeal. If I’m Putin and I read this, I order someone to kick Scarborough down a flight of stairs, shrouded by sarin gas, tomorrow.

“Russian foreign policy since Christmas 1991 has been all about resentment, resentment of losing the cold war. So you go into Crimea, you go into Georgia, you go into these places that you’re not going to face a show of force. Imagine how humiliating it is for Vladimir Putin that (laughter) his troops are in Syria and have the United States say we don’t care if you’re in Syria or not, you can’t do anything about it. In fact, we’re going to tell you, we’re going to strike your client state and you’re going to do nothing about it. If you want to get your people out of the way that’s fine. If you don’t we’re gonna kill them. And so, why does he stay there when he knows he’s got a guy like Assad?”

“We sure as hell have shown we can strike Syria even when their warplanes are there. Do you know how embarrassing it is for Vladimir Putin when he’s trying to project strength? I got this big gas station and I’m in Syria too. Well, great, you can’t even protect your client in Syria. Embarrassing.”

These aren’t the words of a stable man, by any stretch of the imagination. Wanting to provoke war with a formidable superpower, or anyone for that matter, is disgusting and not at all representative of how most Trump supporters feel about national defense.

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Putin: Russian Intelligence Suggests More False Flags Being Planned in Syria

In a press conference today, Putin discussed the chemical attack in Syria that killed dozens, causing the United States to respond with ‘dozens’ of missiles being ferried into one of Assad’s forward airbase.

Putin said Russian intelligence have knowledge of multiple ‘false flags’ being planned in Syria, south of Damascus, by terrorists trying to topple the Assad regime.

Can we use a little logic here? Enough of the government narrative. Does anyone here doubt that ISIS would use chemical weapons to defeat an enemy? Then you must cede to this basic math. Should another chemical attack take place in Syria, made to look like Assad did it, we are going to have a major fucking crisis in Syria — because Trump has decided to take the word of his generals instead of doing a proper investigation.

Then again, Russia is filled with evil hackers who interfere in ‘democratic elections.’ Maybe we should rush to judgment, implement a draft, and send 15 million men and women to fight a winter offensive in Moscow. This way, President Trump can say he accomplished something that both Napolean and Hitler failed to do — put down the bear for good.

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Markets Slide, VIX Soars: The ’50 Cent’ Trader Should Be Convicted of War Crimes

If you recall, about a fortnight ago, Wall Street was filled with intrigue over a seemingly moronic trader — who had very little regard for money — who was throwing tens of millions into VIX contracts, all of which were trading at 50 cents. It was the work of an eccentric, obviously. I posited the idea that the anonymous trader, was in fact, a CIA finance project designed to profit off the instability it was causing in the world.

This is probably part of a top secret CIA shadow finance project, cloaked by the whimsicality of a seemingly brainless trading strategy which stands to capitalize on a Trump presidency ending.

Lo and behold, in less than two week’s time, those options contracts have gone apeshit to the upside, with the April 14s up 250% since Friday.

Today’s ’50 cent’ contracts are all ripping higher, much to the amusement of whoever concocted the brilliant and timely idea to toss tens of millions into contracts destined to become worthless.

Do not expect the SEC to investigate these trades. It was just a lucky guy who bet $100 million on ‘idiot contracts’ and struck jackpot after Donald Trump did an 180-degree reversal on his foreign policy strategy — positioning the nation in a two-front world war.

You’re probably getting real sleepy even thinking about this. Maybe you should take a nap now, get some sleep. When you wake up from your well deserved slumber, there will be a new post up and you won’t have to worry about this sort of confusing news.

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