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War is Inevitable, Gentlemen, Enjoy the Show

In order to placate the military-industrial complex, the feudal lords who run America will continue to send your sons to war — jockeying for positions amidst ‘the chess board’ — all in the name of profit. I understand your hesitance, or even frustration, with policies that seem woefully unfair to working folk. But bear in mind, America is an empire that needs the blood of the underclass to fuel it into the next millennia.

Men like Joe Scarborough, relish in the idea that advanced weaponry could be used to kill people in defenseless nations — or serve to humiliate our rivals.

On a spiritual level, these ‘hard choices’ are necessary for rituals to be completed. The best thing that you can do is invest in the companies who stand to profit most by these policies.

When in doubt, think of Dick Cheney.

We’re gonna nation build for the next 8 years, so you might as well take positions in $KBR — the evil spinoff of Halliburton. This is the nation building portion of Cheney’s old haunting grounds. You’ll want to buy a piece of $CSL, $RTN, $OA and maybe an oil or two. Plus, don’t forget to buy $ATI. Materials will be needed.

Come now, don’t be downcast. Most of you are internet trolls, memeing around and don’t have children that could be sent to war. You’re so out of shape, you’ll never pass the physicals, making this all ‘fun’ for you.

NOTE: Those are my positions above (tips hat).

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22 comments

  1. ferd

    Today’s war indicators (KT, SKM) trying now to get off the mat.

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    • anjingbauwau

      nice call tra dump bing…. yes I will be here all week

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  2. Marc David

    Well something better happen because this market is so boring! Barely ever seen an OS or an OB anymore. Volatility used to be 600 points a day! Now it’s like 30 up and down.. over a year.. nothing.

    Something needs to happen. So boring man!

    Hey is my Amazon stuff here yet? Fugging Prime.

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  3. fryguy15

    Does war with N. Korea serve American interests? No
    Does war with Syria, Russia, and Iran serve American interests? No

    you seem to suggest that world domination is not an American interest.

    I took a starter in $HII, spinoff from evil Northrop Grumman

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    • Dr. Fly

      Ok, tell me how you’ve benefitted from the wars over the past 16 years.

      GO.

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      • fryguy15

        16 years is a drop in the bucket when building an empire. Not saying I agree, just stating my belief that the US is in the empire business.

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  4. john_galt

    how about gold and oil?

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  5. sarcrilege

    Well, in that case, you might as well take positions in Genie Energy (Energy Innovation for a Secure World) along with Dick Cheney. And don’t forget that all these gas/oil fields extend into the Syrian territory; and therefore, it wouldn’t hurt if the US could bomb all Syrians out of the country so the little friendly and peaceful country next door, Israel, our friend with many dual-shitizens in the US congress that ALWAYS put the interest of Americans ahead of Israel’s, could simply take over these uninhabited lands:

    https://tinyurl.com/mo5gvhs

    And the added bonus is that Genie Energy will also be located in the Greater Israel territory, “Oded Yinon Plan” :
    https://tinyurl.com/lcpy72b
    https://tinyurl.com/mhxyssf

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  6. jsal56

    There will be no war.

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  7. Dr. Fly

    If Russia came and dumped 59 cruise missiles into San Francisco, would that be considered an act of war?

    You’re brain dead.

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    • john_galt

      Depending on who you ask:
      For libtards: War
      For others: A welcome cleansing

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    • Marc David

      San Francisco is a dirty city! While it would technically be an act of war by all reasonable standards, some might consider it an international clean up effort. Plus Feinstein and Pelosi might be in the area so it would be an actual “Drain the Swamp” situation.

      So yes but there’s upsides too.

      Although I do like SF on a nice day and being close to it, I suppose that would affect my Amazon packages.

      So I’m NOT in favor of that scenario.

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    • frog

      The U. S. is not like Syria. Our 59 cruise missiles damaged nothing important. We gave Assad and Russia advance warning to make sure no one and nothing was harmed. And the whole thing was a pretend game to make it appear that Trump was not a Putin Puppet.

      The 59 missiles do not affect Assad’s ability to continue killing babies, but in the future by nonchemical means. They do not affect Russia’s ability to keep propping Assad up while he kills babies, so that Russia can get a pipeline. Zero impact on anything except the narrative that DT is a Russian puppet, which has been effectively disproven in the eyes of naive people.

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    • jsal56

      Anybody that gives you a dime to peak in to your silly Exodus deserves to lose everything.

      You are just a modern day bucket shop.

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  8. soupbone

    Steve Bannon getting replaced by a General MacMaster was a clue to where this is going. The change man is failing in Washington and now appears to be towing the line, plus adding some extra fleecing of his own design. Good Luck.

    Zeropoint on vacation?

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  9. infinitezuul

    Not happening.

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  10. frog

    Did that fifty cent guy even break even on his VIX options? Probably still losing his shirt, I would think.

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  11. dmfracer

    My $ATI calls up 20% so far. Wish I’d bought more……

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