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It’s Over Len Pen’ers: Nomura Sees 99.9% Chance of Macron Win, Euro to Trade Higher

It was a nice concept, nationalism over globalism. It’s never gonna happen. And even if it did, we’d probably regret it after a few weeks — due to wanton mismanagement.

A nice smart boy from Nomura was interviewed by CNBC today and he said the market was pricing in an assured Macron win, a 99.9% probability of victory. He cited the fact that polls showed Macron ahead by 25% over Le Pen — mainly because the French people enjoy the endless streams of migrants entering their country — defecating in the streets and beating up weak white manlets.

POLLS ARE NEVER WRONG. Ergo, the Euro is going higher.

CAC futs are indicating +2.4%.

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17 comments

  1. joyous__ending

    Futures ripping.
    There is a new Trumpish trade forming, the world and US gets skittish on Friday to weekend events, elections, NK, Trump, Chinese troops, Trump.
    Then markets blast on a Monday.
    Go long the next Friday when geo-political Trump-like fears are on.

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  2. moosh

    Isn’t France unemployment rate pegged at 10% as of 2016? Have fun with that shit lefucktards.

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  3. probucks

    short the pop

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  4. sarcrilege

    Ok, so if there’s a lesson to be learned from polls that are never wrong, i.e. Clinton 99.99% assured win, than Len Pen should have no problem winning the election.

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  5. 'merica

    So, you’re telling me there’s a chance! I knew it!

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    • metalleg

      Brexit and Trumo had no chance.

      See a pattern here? Le Pen FTW!!!

      Need to find a bookie to take some action. Certainly get some good odds.

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  6. vandamme

    You guys are idiots. Europe markets are where the U.S. was 5 years ago. Long them all.

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  7. bushwacker2

    Polls are full of shit. There are many Frenchies who plan to vote for LePen and lie about their intent to their neighbors and the news media for fear of being branded a weak manlet. Trump effect.

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  8. stockslueth

    It’s not globalism I’m worried about it’s colonization.

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  9. ironbird

    Whatever. Narratives abound. The “New New New” one. The fucking world is going to nuke itself based on the teevee. That is right. The pathetic pedo dumbfucks of cable news. Have determined in all the feces and piss they swim in with glee. That they! The scum of the Earth. Will decide its future. Be sure to toon in.

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    • grimace

      Exactly why I pulled the plug on cable teevee.
      I don’t even watch local channels anymore either.

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      • ironbird

        Indeed dude. Beyond the weather in places where that makes sense. Winter freeze and really hot Summer days and all. Something decided to go total control thru that screen. God help us if this “Net” thing was a trap.

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  10. john_galt

    Frenchies are just one bombing away from electing Le Pen

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  11. Phileo99

    Forget about globalism and Le pen.
    It’s all about the French fetish for a guy who married his mom and now has a stepson who’s 2 years older than him.

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  12. Cricket

    Eurobank Armageddon if France leaves the EU. Bankers are smug in public, but behind the curtain there is blind panic – their worst nightmare is unfolding.

    Like having one’s neck on the Guillotine and waiting for the blade to fall.

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