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Trump Speaks on Syrian: “Tonight I Ordered a Targeted Strike”

“Even beautiful babies were cruelly murdered.”

General Trump addressed the nation tonight, after a long hedonistic meal with the President of China. Here’s Trump flexing his muscles, invoking God and jingoism in a speech designed to inspire Americans to enjoy more war.

He failed, miserably.

“God Bless America and the entire world.”

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9 comments

  1. natehois

    Good thing I’m too old for the draft

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  2. dae42

    Asian markets are crashing by 0 %. Stick to anything but investing.

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  3. dopefeller

    “Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.”

    Donald Trump, 2012

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    • Dr. Fly

      Why do you keep posting that? Are you retarded or something? I hate Trump now. I’m not a political whore-shill like you.

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  4. anjingbauwau

    so will there be an emergency meeting of the UN security council ….and will the Russians put forth a motion condemning the US air strike as an act of aggression. Will China second the motion?

    who has the most to gain and the most to lose…..

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  5. sarcrilege

    See? Trump is no 0bamy. Trump goes by the legal book. Trump obtained congressional authorization for military action in Syria as required by the constitution before striking. Right on Donny!

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    • riotact

      Dude, are you that burnt?
      Obama was rejected by a NO vote 2x. Trump didn’t go through Congress for approval. You have it fn exactly backwards. WTF lol.

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  6. john_galt

    I just noticed his tiny hands.

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