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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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HERE’S THE QUICK RUNDOWN OF TODAY’S MARKET COLLAPSE

The Fed have reinserted themselves into the daily market narrative.

Here’s what happened today, for those of you who work for a living.

Do you faggots have any questions?

Good.

It looks like Obama’s dystopian nightmare, tailor made by establishment, deep state, shills, is back — this time with a Trumpian twist.

War gentleman, it shall be persued until the ends of time, thrusting forward with all of America’s might towards the goal of global hegemony, to be controlled by our benevolent corporate overlords — just how Trotsky intended.

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50 comments

  1. riotact

    It’s Obama’s fault. He left a “mess”.

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    • Dr. Fly

      It is obamas fault. How is it not? TRump just got in idiot.

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      • riotact

        If I find a post of you sucking Trump’s dick after the market hit new high’s, do i win?

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        • reversion

          Boom mic drop

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        • vandamme

          BANNED!

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          • Dr. Fly

            There will be no bannings or mic drops, both are banned.

            I was on the road. What the fuck are you idiots even talking about?

            Is today’s drop Obama’s fault? No, that’s stupid.

            I was talking about the overall state of things, not today’s drop. Now go pick up that mic and get back to shining shoes.

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          • jpmorgains

            Are you banning bannings because bannon was banned?

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  2. thinair

    You both grow the fuck up. It’s no ones fault. Its financial markets at work, extra rigged.

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  3. it is showtime

    Fuckers,

    A coincidence there was a Syria gas event on 4/4?
    (symbolic 44 pres 44)
    Magically a warmup on a Russia subway the day before

    April 5 brings a stock breakdown? 45?

    too late to wakeup fuckers your stockmarket was taken
    long
    ago

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    • aflow90

      I lol’d hard at “(symbolic 44 pres 44)” until I realized you’re not joking.

      Can I interest you in a homemade tinfoil hat? I’ll let it go for the low price of $10.

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    • it is showtime

      Go look in fucking 2013

      When S&P1666 hit

      The minicrash in the last 5 seconds of a single ticker was pretty fucking odd that day That was 4 years ago fucker. There’ve been designed hits closes marks etc. Stop farting out your brain.

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      • moonshot

        The thing I’d like to know is, with all these connections, what do you predict on future dates? Is there any predictive value to this line of reasoning or is it just interpreting everything that happens with a “yup, it’s all rigged and was destined to be” after the fact?

        What is the next magic symbolic date, and what will happen on it because of the symbolism to the Elite?

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    • omahacharts

      So what will it be tomorrow?

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  4. smarticusrex

    You Trump shills just blame everyone else, like your orangutan-haired leader.

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    • it is showtime

      Trump-realists or just general trend analysts,
      said this is obviously gonna be chaotic!
      Duh no shit you got a stock market
      with a shiller P/E equal to 1929!
      Ya think shit gonna happen?

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  5. soupbone

    Fuck the Mid East. Build the wall you were supposed to build. You hopefully won’t need one on your your northern flanks but who knows?

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    • rigged game

      Why the fuck do we need a “wall” except for Orangemouth
      to appease his rabid base?

      We need MORE Mexican WORKERS in this country!
      Let them in by the thousands, and for every one taken in,
      deport two lazy inner city blacks!

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      • reversion

        Yikes

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        • ironbird

          rigged is one of yours. The true racist class of demons. Worshiping dead babies tends to fuck people up inside.

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          • t.c.

            Those are not babies – ignore the hands, feet, etc. Plus we cannot limit women’s right to slut around without consequences, that’s more important than some baby- we can just import babies from the 3rd world anyway.

            Enjoy!:
            https://youtu.be/vXwbWoypAuk?t=1m47s

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      • sarcrilege

        The downside to mexicans is their love with not working until it’s “manana” as soon as they’re asked to do some productive work. No?

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        • heaterman

          We have a lot of Central American immigrants working in our community. They are some of the hardest working people you will ever have the pleasure of spending a day on the job with. Most of them will work a run of the mill white kid into the dirt any day of the week and twice on Sunday. They show up on time and they bust ass all day long.

          There are of course some bad apples in the bunch but I am here to tell you that is not a race or genetic thing.

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          • sarcrilege

            …but when do they get their siesta and snooze under those big dopey hats if they work so hard? /j.k.
            (Archie Bunker)

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      • Dr. Fly

        What!?

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      • t.c.

        Yes! let’s import more Mexicans to out compete the blacks and more East Asians and Brahmins to out compete the whites. Good Idea. We can get rid of both black and white people!

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        • t.c.

          Who needs Americans anymore, we are past that phase of history, America is just an idea now. No more bothersome issues like a shared past, language, and culture- anyone can be an American, or French, or English, or Pigmy, or anything if they fully believe it in their heart of hearts. Everything is a social construct now- including social constructs.

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          • sarcrilege

            …and including gender (self determined and assigned). No more male/female in pinko bolshevik nation.

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          • t.c.

            Yes, just magically believe and anything can be so. Facts no longer matter in marxist land.

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  6. infinitezuul

    Quicker Rundown – BTFD

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  7. ironbird

    In the all fake news world of deceit and lies the Orange God still stands. As long as the libtard satanic devil worship death cult keeps coming. We humans are just fine. They are the tell.

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  8. teslawasright

    Guys – Rockefeller is dead

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  9. roundwego

    Ha ha. The market casino at its best.

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  10. masteroneass

    Any clue on 50 cents yet FriEndo?

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  11. thinair

    He’s short a different strike price

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  12. stocksnblondes

    This is why I love Fly’s threads.

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  13. joshua

    Comments were too long to read. Stock market is racist I think I got from skimming. Also magic dates.

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    • dcolella15

      I need comment notifications, so I can stay involved. The comments section in here is the best.

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  14. heckler

    Call your senator Fly. Tell him you’re not on board with Trumps war budget.

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  15. joshua

    The fuck everyone think he wanted to do with all the military spending? Fucking march around?

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  16. mac1326

    TNA oversold on exodus, pretty solid stats… anyone buying ?

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