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Newt Rips into Comey, Calls Today’s Testimony ‘Pathetic’

We all knew the shills at the FBI were ‘investigating’ Russian phantoms, hoping to find more nothing. If we learned anything at all from today’s morose testimony by James Comey it is that he’s unwilling to confirm investigations were underway, or even considered, to reveal the leakers that keep disseminating sensitive information to the press. Bear in mind, this is a felony punishable up to 10 years in ape raping prison, yet no one seems the least bit interested in who was committing them.

We can hardly conclude that Comey is a democratic shill, considering he was instrumental in making Hillbot look like a literal prisoner one week before the elections — with the announcement of his pointless investigation which he later redacted.

Newt weighed in on the matter which he described as ‘idiotic’ — confounded at the juxtaposition of Comey freely admitting to investing Russian phantoms, but unwilling to even say he might look into the leaks.

Pray tell me, why?

What sort of game is Comey playing anyway? As far as I can tell, he’s a bull in a China shop just making a mess and a lot of noise — but doing nothing other than that. Lots of accusations are flying on both ends, but nothing is ever revealed or concluded. He’s probably the most universally hated man in America, from both sides of the aisle, yet there he is shilling away.

How can anyone believe a word coming out of this man’s mouth?

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23 comments

  1. longview

    I haven’t believed anything Newt says in years, at least not without confirmation.

    Glad to see you are waking up.

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  2. longview

    Sorry, I see I completely misread your note.

    Surely we can agree the big news of the day was Eric and Lara’s announcement.

    Congrats Team Trump!

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  3. s.k.

    I have to agree with you about Comey.

    Unfortunately many people believed this man a week before the election.

    Now you’re all incredulous…how convenient.

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    • Dr. Fly

      SK

      Life is fluid. He was a hero for those who felt Hillary deserved prison when he announced the investigation. After he cleared her, he was instantly hated. Today did nothing to alter my opinion of him.

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    • BenCBrainard

      Believed him about what? All he said was he was going to investigate Hillary. Yes I believed he was going to investigate Hillary. Is that supposed to be hard to believe?

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    • BenCBrainard

      Believed him about what? All he said was he was going to investigate Hillary. Yes I believed he was going to investigate her. Is that supposed to be hard to believe?

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  4. uglyflint

    Fucking comey thinks he’s god. Little god. Small g.

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    • sarcrilege

      Well then big God with big G and orange hair and face has to fire Comey’s stupid ass. Comey is useless to Trump so why is he still with FBI? And besides, not locking that cunt Hitlery Klinton up? if Trump does not purge all heads of the intel. agencies, like yesterday, he is fucked and done.

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      • moonshot

        I think it has Togo beyond the heads. At a minimum, all of the new heads have to be given clear instructions to drain their respective swamps.

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  5. Quality Control Inferno
    Quality Control Inferno

    If Zerohedge and Infowars had sex, they would name the baby ibankcoin. I mean this as a compliment, because as far as I know those 2 sites get way more traffic than most.

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  6. Quality Control Inferno
    Quality Control Inferno

    Oh and Jim Comey is too stupid to realize how he is perceived. He is in a perpetual state of cognitive dissonance. I can’t hate him like I do Hillary or Resident Obama, because I don’t think he actually knows what he’s doing.

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  7. cancel19

    This all shows how the once bastion of truth, freedom, and law; these United States of America, has become a banana Republic! Thanks DNC and your god Obama. MAGA!

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  8. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    The world was told in no uncertain terms by the FBI and Trump’s own Justice Dept and Intelligence officials that Trump intentionally lied about the Obama tap Case closed.

    The world also heard that Russia acted to defeat Clinton and help Trump. Was Trump’s campaign actively involved in this? The investigation continues. Clearly the FBI is following leads.

    Emperor Trump has no clothes. He’s a pathetic man who displays disdain for America each day with lie after lie.

    Fuck Trump and his cuckpot supporters. Our country deserves better.

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    • moonshot

      Was Trump actively involved, the investigation continues?

      How many times can they say “zero evidence of collusion” before you hear it?

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      • traderconfessions
        traderconfessions

        No idea if Trump was involved ., time will tell when investigations conclude. Don’t even care if he was. The guy has always been a bullshitter and refuses to change as President, despite the obvious consequences to Americans.
        That tells me everything I need to know.
        And a vast majority of Americans too. Forget about Clinton. She sucked and deserved to lose election. But Trump is a unparalleled disaster.

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    • derp

      Fuck you too. Russia, meh. Hillary was a lock until Weiner got busted and law enforcement saw his laptop. The access Hollywood video just came out. Now weeks later they cancel the fireworks show a few days before the election. You still think Russians? Yes. The Russians put a gun to Bill Clintons head and told him to rape children. You stupid motherfucker. Hilary lost because of her spirit cooking child raping hobbies. Keep telling yourself Russians. Oh and watch this https://youtu.be/jR7y7g8h1y4

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  9. juice

    The swamp is so infested with slimy creatures, as were on televised propaganda display yesterday, that Trump stands no chance of draining this thing.

    Hope I’m wrong.

    If not, this is the precursor to the end of the empire.

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  10. bennyhill

    Amazingly I still hear Trumptards
    calling Hillary a criminal even after it’s becoming abundantly clear that this administration is very possibly colliding with Russia, screwing poor people, denying scienctific facts and ruining the environment, and getting people killed in poorly planned raids. He has already made Benghazi and the email server look like child’s
    play.

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