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EICHENWALD’S REVENGE: Man Who Sent Him Seizure Inducing Tweet Arrested By FBI

Several months ago, after Einchenwald performed miserably during a Tucker Carlson debate, a troll on Twitter sent him a strobe tweet, which then actually caused Kurt to have a fucking seizure.

At the time I thought it was hilarious, not because having seizures or causing them is funny, but because in order to activate the deadly strobe tweet that was sent to Kurt, he had to have clicked on the image to activate it. In other words, stupid Kurt gave himself a seizure.

But now the fun is over and the twitter prankster is likely going to prison, alongside another 40 people who thought it was funny to tweet strobe causing images to people who are prone to getting them. Trolls BTFO.

When will you fuckers realize that the social media ghettos are nothing more than honey pots? I strongly advise that you start hanging out more on sites like iBankCoin, who don’t give a shit about strobe causing GIFs, in favor of ‘send a tweet, go to prison’ Twitter.

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9 comments

  1. TJWP

    “Oh you thought that was funny? You know what’s not funny? PRISON” – fagberg

    Do I sense an IBC message board coming? Dare I hope? Somewhere we can post images for example (probably not a good idea to open up comments section to this).

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  2. Dr. Fly

    Good idea

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  3. sarcrilege

    That’s terrific. It’s good to know that FBI’s priorities are focused on the most vile crimes, like sending a strobe tweets as opposed to prosecuting pedophiles linked to Klinton, #pizzagate, Podesta and honorable members of the senate such as Schumer, McCain, et.

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  4. longview

    ***Troll Alert***

    I’ve felt the same way about the elderly and disadvantaged that voted for POTUS. It’s not funny that because of his policies they will be losing benefits that may be critical to their families, what’s funny is that they did to themselves.

    ***Troll Alert Ended***

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    • chuck bennett

      So says you

      Regards

      Chuck Bennett

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    • 'merica

      There’s the problem – greedily voting based on a couple plans that benefit you, and the loser politicians that pander to it. Nobody is willing to look at the big picture, it’s all about me me me.

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  5. moonshot

    Seems like there should be an app to protect the strobe-sensitive along the lines of the app that filters certain colors of light as the sun goes down to prevent your computer from keeping you up at night. Does such a thing exist?

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  6. skulduggery

    I only wish I could strobe myself into a seizure. That’d be so cool!

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    • moonshot

      Might get old. Especially if it happened by someone flashing their brights at you while you were driving at night.

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