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Happy International Women’s Day From $NKE

Tell your sons if they’re waiting for an international men’s day, it isn’t coming. If they want to be celebrated for their gender, they’re just gonna have to switch over to the pink team (extra Deniro) and go transgender. It’s all the rage these days, anyway.

Learn about eugenics.

Yesterday, the good folks from $NKE announced, ahead of international women’s day, they were entering the progressive line of hijabs — you know, to celebrate women’s lack of rights.

Rumor has it they’ll be entering the lucrative burka market next, especially since gypsie vendors are weak and could be easily picked off by Nike’s marketing prowess. Here’s a leaked image of their prototype.

Happy international women’s day to the readers of iBC. Now go buy yourselves a pair of addidas sneakers.

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35 comments

  1. derp

    Haha! Now you can celebrate women and oppress them at the same time. Just do it.

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  2. bennyhill

    This state has become pure right wing propoganda, the worst bias on any site on the web. Fly pimping out for the website hits to pay the bill I guess.

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    • slowmo

      “The state”? Hey Benny, if you think this is the “worst bias site” you need to get out more. Oh, and nobody is forcing you to read the site……

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    • derp

      Benny please go to Godlikeproductions.com where you truly belong

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    • BenCBrainard

      Why do you keep coming back? Like a hit of crack?

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    • infinitezuul

      Bennyhill – You said that “This state [sic] has… the worst bias of any site on the web.”

      I know this to be certifiably false, and therefore I have marked your comment as “fake news.”

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  3. eerydey

    Fly, what is the point of this post? This is the most blue pill reactionary garbage post I’ve ever seen on this blog.

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  4. ericbakerbruce

    Funniest post in a while Fly. Nobody has a sense humor anymore. Bennyshill is a faggot.

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  5. ahadbi

    America at its finest trying to monetize everything by putting a brand on it

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  6. moonshot

    Let hijabs and burkas sweep the nation. At some point they will realize their error. Though it may be too late, after the bikini stonings begin and the Starbucks put in their separate entrances for women–out of tolerance for Islam of course.

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  7. JakeGint

    Eereyday and Benji Hill — first of all, get a sense of humor. Second of all, understand the deathly seriousness involved in further curtseying to the Jihadist element. And make no mistake, this is what this is, by Nike & Co. No one in their right mind would have thought of catering to this conservative Islamic element 40 years ago, when almost no one in Iran or even Afghanistan or Pakistan wore a hijab or head covering. Today, the extreme and radical madrassas, propagated by the Saudi Royalty, the Luckiest Sperm Club in Global history (“Look Ahmad, what is this sticky black shit?”) to the great pain of the Enlightenment and Liberty globe-wide.

    No, Nike is bending the knee because they don’t want to be singled out. This is extreme Virtue Signalling however, and ironically, scoffed at by the hard Islamists. They think less of the West for pussying out, not better. Look for some enraged (but much adored) Imam to declare a fatwa on Nike for putting their halal Swoop on the clothing of their chaste Islamic womanhood. This shit never works out the way the fools want it to….

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    • ferd

      “…the deathly seriousness involved in further curtseying to the Jihadist element”

      I guess libtards and MSM haven’t cornered the market on hysteria. I trust you’re KY shelter is stocked-up with beans and bullets.

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      • JakeGint

        Why would I need to stock up on anything? I can merely walk over to your house and take it from your shaking hands.

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      • bennyhill

        Jake it’s exactly the opposite – alienating Muslims with things like bans only makes radicalization easier for ISIS. Integrating them is the only way to peace.

        https://thinkprogress.org/al-qaeda-propaganda-is-using-steve-bannons-islamophobia-against-the-u-s-5a7a9cffc8d9#.uyadjh9ea

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        • JakeGint

          Why would I not seek to integrate them into my Western culture rather than encourage them to continue with their barbaric Sharia Law?

          FWIW, by force or suasion, the history of the world is about one culture imposing its will upon another. We will eventually have to take the choice.

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        • moonshot

          That might work, if they weren’t a fucking deadly virus. Go talk to the radical islamists about integration. Will they laugh in your face, or just chop your head off straightaway?

          If you could actually have a conversation, I expect you’d hear about how the solution is how to integrate YOU. And their method is quite simple. Submit or die.

          There is real evil in the world. If you are too far removed from it, you start to think it doesn’t, can’t exist. You start to think all we need to do is embrace each other. And that is how civilization falls.

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        • bennyhill

          The muslims that want to migrate here are leaving those countries for a reason, and they are choosing to come here largely without incident – 3 million and counting. Let them in with proper vetting, as they become more westernized like the Muslims born here, that attitude will spread globally. The ban hurts everyone – literally everyone.

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          • moonshot

            How many future 9/11 2.0 cells have one in with them? Zero? How do you know?

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        • JakeGint

          The ban is for security reasons, full stop. We are not banning people from Saudi, Pakistan, Malaysia or any other Muslim majority countries that have tried and vetted internal verification methodologies trusted by the world security complex. “Muslim ban” is leftist propaganda. Do not swallow.

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  8. bob smith

    Maybe they can add the Nike emblem to the matching suicide vest. Gotta be stylish ya know.

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  9. jsal56

    April 2016 Target announces special bathrooms for perverts, stock at $82, today stock at $55, yes retail under pressure, but don’t tell my boycotts do not work.

    Fuck Nike.

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  10. infinitezuul

    I find it strange that of all the reasons “progressives” try to explain how so many Muslims get radicalized and decide that their life is better spent murdering others for the sake of their God the one thing that never, ever comes up is their actual belief system that tells them convert or kill those who do not share their same beliefs.

    Obama said that Global Warming causes terrorism. He couldn’t even say “Radical Islamic Terrorism.” Just how stupid do you have to be to buy into this trash?

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    • moonshot

      “No one in this world, so far as I know — and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me — has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby.” – H.L. Mencken

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  11. ironturd

    International Men’s Day is November 19

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  12. ironbird

    Put some Satanic tattoos one her face while in the trash bag. Then you will be half way home. Next stick vaccines in her blood and ten anti depressant poison pills in her brain. Libtard achieved.

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    • bennyhill

      Your anger is palpable, Sad! Hope you don’t have a gay kid.

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      • bennyhill

        Because I would feel terrible for a kid having a parent like you.

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      • ferd

        Let’s hope he did not spawn period.

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        • ironbird

          Listen up you trannies. Good luck stopping two of us. That is right. Why do you think your pathetic minds are so easy to read.

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        • joshua

          Like you have multiple personalities? drunk and sober?

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        • ironbird

          Think again little joshua. Now go put your Pussy hat back on and learn the magical mysteries of Islam. When your husband punches you in the face. You deserved it. And it is Holy.

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        • joshua

          I’m well versed in other religions and cultures. I’m also becoming quite the pro at decoding retard talk, I can almost tell what the fuck your insane ass is trying to say half the time.

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