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NEW IMPERIAL EDICT: The Media is the Enemy of the American People

(ADJUSTS MICROPHONE)

Ladies and gentleman, Comrades and local Oligarchs,

Our beloved leader, President Donald John Trump, whilst raising a right wing goon squad to deal with dissidents, has issued the following statement — regarding our media and domestic enemies of the state.

What does this mean for you?

As a reader of FAKE NEWS, you’re hereby ordered to cease and desist supporting the above agencies, for very soon they will be placed on the domestic terrorist list, via DHS.

Additionally, all employees of the aforementioned organizations are encouraged to come forward and provide the imperial regime with information leading to the arrest of enemies of the state who actively plot with known terrorists (globalists, democrats, leftards) to undermine the administration.

In summary, the media started with the designation of ‘dishonest’ to ‘fake news’ to ‘very fake news’ and are now deemed ‘enemies of America.’ Should you know the whereabouts of a FAKE NEWS operator, formerly known as ‘journalist’, please contact your local magistrate and receive free raffles for the next flour and yeast giveaway.

The following people are wanted by the American people.

Rejoicefully,

Comrade Fly, local commander, Revolutionary Media

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51 comments

  1. natehois

    Do you think it’s always been this way or do you think this is a product of the clickbait generation of ad revenue driving these failing news organizations that are forced to scrape for pennies to stay operational?

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  2. ironbird

    God damned right. The golden hammer of truth is coming down hard. Fake News traitors will be sent to Somalia and Liberia for lessons in shitholes. There they will learn how to report actual news. While playing the awesome game of Stay Alive.

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    • bennyhill

      You’re dumber than a box of rocks. I realize you guys just want to see the establishment crash and burn, but try to realize there are still some good people LEFT, you just aren’t one of them.

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    • The Maven

      I love it when sanctimonious libtards get all huffy over a clearly sarcastic post. LOL.

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  3. joshua

    Jokes aside, there is no such thing as news. Just opinion channels for dumbasses. How the fuck Fox News isn’t on that list is absolutely hysterical. It’s not fake “news” Donald hates, it’s the opinions he doesn’t like.

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    • metalleg

      That’s just your opinion.

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    • cancel19

      Yes but there is a thing called “ethics” and “quality”. In the “profession” of journalism they have to come into play otherwise it becomes propaganda, yellow journalism, and or slander. It is opportune today that we don’t have to depend on just three channels on VHF/UHF for our current events like the old days. MSM has forgotten that fact. The old guard is behind the times and it’s showing. Trump has tapped into this realization. The old paradigm is fucked and it’s showing! LOL

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  4. joshua

    All “news” with a bias is propaganda. Even the “news” purposely left out is propaganda. Truth is, real news would be boring. You need divisiveness and negativity to appeal to people. People are dumb as fuck, they just want to be entertained. You had two people arrested today, both white males planning terrorist attacks. One wanted to go all Dylan Roof in South Carolina. The other guy in Tennessee wanted to kill some muslims in upstate New York. You had a dude that just commited a terrorist attack in Montreal. I guarantee you the liberal pages are blowing up. Yet, not a peep from the other side. Why? Because it would challenge their sides narrative, and you can’t go off script. You don’t want to piss of your sheep. Of course liberals do the same shit with whatever they want to show/hide. Liberal media, right media, alt right whatever. It’s all an absolute joke, I read it all just to see how fucked up society really is. Ethics be damned, and if the world burns because of it, who cares apparently.

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    • cancel19

      Ethics is what separates us from the animalistic world. It is at the core of what being human and “civilized” is. Granted journalism has to make money just like doctors do. I would hate to live in a world where ethics are thrown out the door for the sake of opportunism and profit. Imagine a doctor wiping his ass with the Hippocratic oath and keeping you sick just to better himself financially.

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      • The Maven

        @Cancel19, who are responsible for the bulk of fraud in Medicare? Why, it is those doctors you speak of.

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    • The Maven

      Funny but I wrote a blog entry after the Canada incident when I, like many others, was told by The Media that it was Muslims shouting “Allah Akbar” who did the shooting. Turned out it was a loony white supremacy clownass. I immediately posted a retraction/correction. So it “challenged my narrative” but I immediately went “off script” and corrected my error.

      In other words, fuck you Joshua, y sanctimonious piece of shit. 🙂

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  5. heaterman

    Speaking of Exodus…it would seem that many in the media in general and politics in particular, have forgotten the meaning of Chapter 20:16.

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  6. stockslueth

    Did somebody hack into Trump’s account. If it was really him, that tweet is pretty extreme coming from POTUS.

    I would like to see both sides tone down the rhetoric. Unfortunately that would mean less reader and viewership. Maybe POTUS is under contract or looking for bigly ratings?

    FYI – Bigly is in the Oxford dictionary

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  7. LP

    Does the media have an equivalent of “do no harm”? They should. Something about remaining unbiased and swearing to uphold honesty and integrity.

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  8. moosh

    Truth be told, Fly brought the funk today with rich humor and greatness, right straight through the eyeballs to the braindome. Keep flying on all cylinders, Comrade. Media is fucked.

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  9. 99 lead balloons

    Shit is getting real.

    This can’t last much longer.

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    • ferd

      He is right, the media is a lying propaganda tool of the establishment. He needs to start being specific as to their lies and omissions directly …via fireside chats. The good news is he has the balls to do it. But he’s a flawed messenger. Can a chronic exaggerator/liar call liars out on their lying?

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  10. masteroneass

    All bow down to Mr. Potato Head. He is your leader.

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    • The Maven

      Nope, old spud head left the WH in January, he is now a private citizen.

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  11. ferd

    Wish he’d back up his labeling of the media with some specifics, e.g.:

    When talking about Ukraine, the media never mentions Victoria Nuland and the documented evidence of our involvement in a coup in that country that forced Putin to act on Crimea. Why?

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    • ironbird

      Give the dude some time. Bonfires have be lit to then rage. People must be walked slow into the wake up. Or they panic back into libtardness like old women wearing pussy hats decades after throwing the dildo out.

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      • bennyhill

        Says the parasite of the financial system. Go waste your life some
        More trading tickers like and old hag at a vegas slot.

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        • The Maven

          Poor @bennyhill. He must have gotten shellacked by the markets back in ’08 and here he is in ’17, crying out in the wilderness about “parasites in the financial system”. LOL.

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      • The Maven

        Ironbird, if I could give you a Nobel for that post, I would. And why not, precedent was set eight years ago, anyone can now get one if he/she says the right things to the right people.

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  12. heckler

    Fly’s top notch sarcasm today aside, I do find myself wondering where the line gets drawn. It’s obvious that if he took our guns, Trump would have hell to pay from his supporters. But he’s been encroaching on several other constitutional pillars. Trump has obvious authoritarian tendencies and if you can’t see that it’s time to get your head checked and do some reading. Start with the Constitution – that’s what makes America great. Believe it.

    Congress got their nuts chopped off a while ago. They wouldn’t want the power back from the Executive anyway. Why have to make hard decisions when it might hurt your bottom line in votes? It hasn’t been working the way it’s supposed to for too long. That’s why I couldn’t vote for the H and why I was / am hopeful for our current Simpson’s colored overlord.

    But let’s remember what happens when your political enemies get all the power. Stupid libtards gave Obama too much and now Trump has it. Be on guard boys. Mother fucking alternative facts is as Orwellian as I’ve ever seen it.

    There’s no way to make America Great again with a god damned strong man at the helm.

    p.s. FOX is the worst by a mile

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  13. stockslueth

    The news hour has become the 24 hour news show and to keep people entertained they have to generate a lot of content. Hard factual based news gets sandwiched in with a lot of talking heads with opinionated commentary, some of it accurate, and some of it based on conjecture, inaccurate, misleading and false.

    Traditional news is boring but America has made news great by turning it into an entertainment venue and Trump has been lately its biggest star. They desperately need each other to thrive and all they care about are ratings. Tell me Americans aren’t glued to their TVs and online watching Trump perform in front of the cameras. Trump is generating millions of ad dollars for these networks and the more keyed up he gets all the better.

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    • moosh

      It’s almost like news is getting switched from magic teevee to smart phones right?

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  14. heckler

    For the recorded I’m still long as shit and your squirrelly ass knows that ain’t what in saying.

    Free speech is always better. Even if it’s yanni papmopalis.

    God given. Never forget.

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  15. john_galt

    ZH’s article “Spy vs Spy” is really worth a read:
    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-02-17/dhs-insider-warns-its-spy-versus-spy

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  16. franky

    Can I just say I’m appalled? I cannot believe the Fly is still face down in the koolaid for this fool. He will be impeached and I believe that is sooner than later. In the meantime his lunacy distracts from what ryan and McConnell are doing. This is a fucking nightmare.

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    • chuck bennett

      Dick head,

      It’s “them” versus “us”

      Them are the establishment. Yes?

      Us is Trump. You follow?

      If you are establishment , you are looking to impeach. Republican elite are the same as Dems. Bad guys.

      Trump is not the bad guys.

      So, if you are with them you are against US.

      You will lose ass hole.

      Regards

      Chuck Bennett

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  17. din

    Was Frog arrested as a enemy of the state?

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    • ericbakerbruce

      Frog, a confirmed hermaphrodite, was last seen wearing a strap on, mounting bennyhill while peaches and traderconfessions, both wearing diapers, sat in the corner rubbing feces on each other.

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  18. traderconfessions

    Separate the policies from the man.. the guy is fuckin crazy and his authoritarian bent is dangerous. We are entering very scary times. No joke.

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  19. jtizzle

    All the corporate owned media outlets are horseshit with no standards. The only reasonable one is PBS, and trump wants to ruin it by priviatizing it.

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