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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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My Winship Continues, Unabated

While it’s true, the market has been a joy to invest in so far. But like in the book animal farm, where all the animals were equal, some were more equal than others — as is the case now you filthy pigs.

For the day, I gained more than 4% — fucking spearheaded by gainz in $HBM, $TECK and $URG. For the year, I’m now up by 14%, once again asserting a Trumponion dominance over you cuckzoids out there protesting higher paying jobs and airport security.

Everything about this market is perfect. I know this sounds crazy from the guy who warned of ‘imminent apocalypse’ during 2016. But the facts on the ground have changed. Right now, quite honestly, there’s literally nothing that could stop the market from achieving supernatural like performance.

You have to understand, “The Fly” is here to win, whether it be Presidential elections, culture wars or stock picking contests. You might attempt to compete and play yourselves into a stupor of sheer idiocy. But you’d be better off joining us in the halls of Exodus — loitering about the Pelican Room — and breathing in the aromas of winship, as ancient as the Order of the Cinncinatus.

Good things are about to happen. You’d be wise to stay the course and heed my advice, for I know exactly what I’m doing — almost at all times.

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12 comments

  1. mr.wiggles

    Yasssssss….I’ve been sitting here waiting for this post. I love when you win big and talk all kinds of shit. It really is the best.

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  2. heckler

    Wiggles is right about that. You have become once again, “The Man,” Fly. At least for banking coin with unparalleled panache. Fucking more power to you.

    Side note – Radio Lab did a sweet Bernie Madoff episode this week! Don’t know if you listen to podcasts but maybe try this one? You’ll like it, except for probably the public radio intermission featuring a libtard. Sounds like Bernie and you some stuff in common though.

    Rumor is you’re running now (which I find hard to believe) but if it’s true get some of those startrek headphones that strap to you head and try it out!

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  3. sarcrilege

    I’d say it’s time to take some winnings off the table, head to the coin shop before close and buy some gold/silver eagles; just in case. But that would be me…

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  4. mr.wiggles

    Yeah Fly, buy a new pair of running sneakers and a foam roller with all that scratch you banked this week.

    Still want me to put that training plan together for the NYC Marathon? I’ll get you across the finish line sub 3hrs.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Fuck running. I deadlift bags of money.

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      • moosh

        I bet wiggles never read your Hardwood – Podesta diaries, lol. That was some hilarious, yet twisted shit. Keep killing it LeFly. Thanks!

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        • moosh

          Since we have entered wkd mode and dealt with running is gay and scientifically proven to decrease muscle mass and increase injury the more its done, which are key factors in the ability for humans to live longer the older they get, as opposed to weight resistance training.

          Fly, do you wear a weight belt doing deads? I’m I non-belter on

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  5. cash4gold.com

    What do you amigos think Jon Corzine is up to this weekend?

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  6. Dr. Fly

    Weight belts are for pussies

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    • moosh

      Exactly, imagine going down that last pow on a mountain, wave on the sea, hooking a huge tuna, fucking getting up from the couch, etc…no belt homie.

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      • moosh

        In fact,$$$ stomach compression for long distance runners…is that a thing yet? It makes perfect since, every other part of the body is being compressed with something commercial these days.

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        • moosh

          After very minimal research, the abdonator is knowhere to be bought. Crossfitters could indeud add this to their kneepad arsenal, giving more reason to go shirtless. For runners, it would complement their tireless forearm compression movement.

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