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An Authoritarian Regime Should Buy $TWTR

Shares of $TWTR are spiking this morning. The reason is unclear, other than the obvious technical reasons. But there is extreme value in the platform, as a disseminator of news and information.

If an authoritarian regime could seize the company, or maybe even a globalist shill organization like the UN or OECD, that would be ideal.

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The platform could then be used as a honeypot to trap right wingers into revealing their desire for freedom. Proper enforcement agencies would then apprehend said people and ship them off to a gulag for reeducation and/or extermination.

Once $FB, $GOOGL, $MSFT and $TWTR corral the majority of human beings into their social ghettos, then the next phase of social engineering could take place.

In short, $TWTR is a buy.

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11 comments

  1. infinitezuul

    I’m sorry to say this is incorrect. Twitter is spiking higher because @Jack has been captured by men in suits and tophats. Having already been waterboarded, he is now being interrogated by none other than the President of the United States [no California] of America.

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  2. Marc David

    You mean President Trump? I’m fairly certain if TWTR ever really had issues of keeping the servers running, he’d buy them up in a heartbeat. But probably not for $50 a share which would be nice.

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  3. mr.wiggles

    They’re gonna put Hilary on their board.

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  4. mr.wiggles

    $CCJ reports on Thursday. Im sure that’ll be a disaster.

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  5. sarcrilege

    > “An Authoritarian Regime Should Buy $TWTR”

    DrFly, you must be reading the protocols to have such sage insights

    Protocol #12:
    WE CONTROL THE PRESS
    4. NOT A SINGLE ANNOUNCEMENT WILL REACH THE PUBLIC WITHOUT OUR CONTROL. Even now this is already being attained by us inasmuch as all news items are received by a few agencies, in whose offices they are focused from all parts of the world. These agencies will then be already entirely ours and will give publicity only to what we dictate to them.
    https://tinyurl.com/j78kuel

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  6. jtizzle

    Twitter will never make money and can easily be replaced by a competitor.

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  7. cancel19

    Doesn’t that Prince Wally from the house of Saud own a shit load of Twitter?! That also explains the crap going around besides the incompetence of their great bearded gay CEO.

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