The last time the market was any good at all was in 2012-2014. Do you remember those days of elasticity and overzealous chicanery? It was the zenith of speculation — men running around halfway naked, fully invested, devoid of cowardice. The meat sector was on fire — thanks to ‘animal spirits’ and an appetite for rarely cooked protein. Men hit the gyms more often and bulked up on pan seared steaks and grilled chickens, whilst the ladies nibbled on nuggets and/or lamb chops.
Now that President Trump is in office, a man who loves steaks and allegedly stacks three on top of one another during supper, coupled with a tall glass of milk, those same animal spirits are back — the spirits that escaped the country the last 3 years, during the nadir of Obama’s second term, thanks to a boorish Federal government meddling in the affairs of industrious men.
According to the seasonality engine, powered by Exodus, now is the best time of year to own meat — ahead of the grilling season. Everyone is stocking up, if I might be so bold as to say so.
Some out there might, per chance, not believe in the power of meat and instead opt to live a holistic life of fuckery — resorting to flaccid bean patties and/or soy burger, a vegetarian and blasphemous existence. Those people are disgusting and have forgotten the evolutionary spirit that is the human experience. All true and good men eat cows. We eat them barely cooked and without side dishes.
The amount of protein garnered from said cow permits us to build muscles, which can later be used to sack cities and to kill weaker men from adjacent countries.
We’re living in an age of weaker men — wholly uninterested in wholesome things, such as raising a family and beating up neighbors. God willing, all of that is about to change now that a real man (extra Clubber Lang) is in the Oval Office — hanging up on cucks from lesser quality nations, threatening them with invasion should they not adhere to our wishes.
Take the steak.
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Have you ever killed an animal, Fly?
Don’t be ridiculous. I’m from NYC and I have other people kill for me.
I’m doin the doom dance
I’m doin the doom dance
Been 100% plantbased for 13 years. Healthy, lean, and ripped bruh.
You can have your dad bod
Never met a vegan that count be turned into a kite in strong winds (extra lactose intolerant)
Plant based is not based at all.
You’re missing out on the single best experience of life — which is to eat the flesh of another animal (no cannibal).
Nothing like the smell, then taste, of seared cow flesh. Gimme a rib eye – medium rare.
Stop eating my food’s food
I’ve worked next to some of those meatphobes and honestly, they can barely lift an empty shovel. They’re lean but so are most grass-fed animals. And generally quite weak. Ever see a cow win a fight?
I wonder off that’s what’s wrong with the cucks. Years of being a vegan and going gluten free turns you into a raging homosexual
Truth!
http://www.economist.com/news/business/21716076-plant-based-meat-products-have-made-it-menus-and-supermarket-shelves-market
One day, these products will matter. In the meantime, I don’t see Trump – or anybody else – messing with USA meat subsidies.
I like the chicken stock Pilgrim’s Pride (PPC) that is setting up as a nice short squeeze for the longs. Short ratio is 15.22 and the short intensity is 78% of its historical five year range. Recommended this past week in our Consumer Tech Portfolio for institutional clients.
I was once at a fundraising bbq. The old boy at the grill aked how I wanted my steak cooked. I replied simply, wipe its ass and put it on my plate. You should have seen the look on his face … priceless.
Not until sactions are lifted Russia etc and the chicken price rigging thing gets sorted out. Would rather go with Idexx (major supplier to meat producers with a virtual monopoly).
As an Omnivore I approve this message! Real gentlemen don’t eat quiche! Wash away the tyrannical feminist PETA inspired pussyfication of The American Male by eating a boned in ribeye steak! You pussy whipped stay at home assholes! Extra testosterone!
Feeder cattle futures back to 194 or so, before the collapse. I despise this idea.
There are a lot of cows out there and cheap feed. Just need the retail prices to drop to get consumers interested again.
Don’t care about the fundamentals. Chart says up, but the trade goes against my rules. Going to be more of a broad market thing, it will take 6 months to get to 194. I had been hoping (a hateful word) that the Trump surge would crap out by spring. Thanks to the good doctor for bringing this topic up as my eye had drifted off this contract.