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Head of Russia’s Sovereign Wealth Fund Appreciates the ‘Professionalism’ of Incoming Trump Administration

Kirill Dmitriev, CEO of the RDIF, very much appreciates the ‘professionalism’ of the incoming Trump administration — much to the chagrin of the two little snowflakes interviewing him in Davos today.

Kirill had been ranting on about the virtues of Moscow, in spite of sanctions. He then suggested those bedeviled sanctions would be removed under Trump, thanks to his professionalism and God Emperor ways — helping U.S. companies realize $100b in lost Russian opportunities.

Don’t worry, Kirill is former Goldman Sachs alumni. He’s a ‘good guy.’

The Russian-American detent and renaissance will soon begin.

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Noble Energy Acquires Clayton Williams for Huge Premium at All Time Highs

After $CWEI ran higher by 530% over the past years, the idiots from $NBL decided to take the company over in a massive cash/stock offer — valuing the shares at all time record highs.

With oil in the $50s and natty in the dumps, nothing can justify this idiocy.

Noble Energy ($NBL) said on Monday it would buy Clayton Williams Energy ($CWEI) for about $2.7 billion in a cash-and-stock deal.

Under the deal’s terms, Clayton Williams shareholders would receive 2.7874 shares of Noble Energy common stock and $34.75 in cash for each share of common stock held.

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Nevertheless, this should provide a bounce in the oil sector, considering the takeout price and the fervor by which Noble conducted themselves. Many people will be led to believe Noble knows something we don’t, when in fact, they’re just a company stocked with abject fools.

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John Lewis Lied: History Reveals He Did Not Attend George Bush’s 2000 Inauguration

Once a civil rights icon, now a democratic shill working energetically towards dividing America, Congressman John Lewis lied during a ‘groundbreaking’ Meet the Press interview on Sunday. He announced to a ‘shocked’ and dramatic Chuck Todd that he could not, in good conscience, attend the Trump inauguration because he felt MUH RUSSIANS did it and the election results were illegitimate. Moreover, John Lewis announced that this would be the first time ever, in his congressional career, that he’d miss a Presidential inauguration.

Earth shattering.

The only problem with this forlorn tale of protest patriotism is that it’s all fake — just like the newspapers delivered to his house every morning. He didn’t attend Bush’s inauguration either…because MUH ILLEGITIMATE.

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MLK didn’t represent the sordid brand of partisan politics that is practiced by John Lewis. By pulling this stunt, Lewis is encouraging millions to follow in his stead. Shameful.

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Effeminate Shills Plot to Disrupt Trump Inauguration with Stink Bombs at Comet Pizza

I know this is making the rounds today — as people are so frantic over the Trump ascendancy. But look at these homo shills. They’re mentally ill losers from a group called ‘the anti fascist group’ — scheming to disrupt the inauguration by deploying juvenile stink bombs.

These aren’t serious people. And look where they decided to have their meeting — at the Comet Ping Pong Pizza parlor — home of the pizzagate.

Fucking please.

“Yeah, if you had…a pint of butyric acid, I don’t care how big the building is, it’s closing…And this stuff is very efficient, it’s very very smelly, lasts a long time a little of it goes a long way.”

“If you get it into the HVAC system it will get into the whole building.”

Meanwhile, “Plan B” entailed an effort to simultaneously set off the sprinkler systems throughout the building which had the “added benefit” of sending party goers “outside in the freezing cold.”

“I’m trying to think through how to get all the sprinklers to go off at once. There’s usually a piece of like fusible metal or a piece of glass with liquid in it that will blow”

“And the added benefit, everybody is going to walk outside in the freezing cold.”

Literally nothing.

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Foreign Markets Are Soft, Because Their People Are Soft

The bullshit laden Shenzen index dropped by 3.6% this evening, after people realized all of their stocks were overvalued pieces of shit. Over in Europe, the oppressed and soon to be islamic nation of Germany are enduring a minor sell off — a tad more than 0.7%. In addition to that, all of the cucked indexes in Europe are lower — mainly due to fear.

Folks over in Europe have always lacked the internal fortitude to make hard choices — which is why they’ve always depended on America to save them from extinction.

The gypsies in Italy, home of the homosexual Pope, are seeing their shares ‘spearfish’ Europe lower, off by 1.25%.

On the commodity side of things, the denizen of the bedraggled booze hound, gold is higher by 0.6%, while everything else is marginally lower.

Forex markets are as expected: the flight to quality continues — as King Dollar attracts all of the finest people. The stark raving mad dog eaters from China are tripping over themselves to get dollars, in exchange for their spiraling and shitty yuan. Hong Kong Yuan are lower by 0.3%, the Turkish Lira -1%, the Euro -0.4% and the motherfucking Mexican peso is lower by 0.6%.

This, as you could imagine, is creating an atmosphere of panic for pajama wearing futures traders — especially ahead of the Trump inauguration.

NASDAQ futures are Mcplummetting lower by 14 points. Ghastly, ghastly drop there.

In other news, the illiberal left are plotting an attempt to injure President Trump and/or scheme of ways to tie him to a grandiose Russian scheme and impeach him as soon as he gets into office. The departing President, who is also a citizen of Kenya and Indonesia, will be moving just down the street from the White House — just in case Donald should trip over a loaded gun and suicide himself.

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Watergate Reporter Bob Woodward Says Trump Right for Being Upset Over ‘Garbage Document’

Bob Woodward, the famous reporter who broke the Watergate story which crucified Nixon is now siding with Trump, regarding the bullshit ‘dossier’ that so many on the left still believe to be true.

Watch them turn on him now and question his liberal credentials.

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The War with the President Elect and CIA Has Reached a Fevered Pitch: Brennan and Trump Spar Through Media Over Russia and Fake News

The war between the  CIA and Trump cannot be hidden anymore. After weeks of false intelligence leaks designed to weaken the incoming President, following an interview with Fox News which featured CIA Director Brennan warning Trump about his mouth and Russia, Trump eviscerated Brennan for intelligence failures in Syria and the Ukraine —  and then questioned whether Brennan was the leaker of ‘fake news’ to the embattled main stream media.

Incredible stuff.

Here is the Brennan interview, with his choice comments highlighted below.

Source: Fox News

“I don’t think he has a full understanding of Russian capabilities and the actions they are taking on the world.”

“Now that he’s going to have an opportunity to do something for our national security as opposed to talking and tweeting, he’s going to have tremendous responsibility to make sure that US and national security interests are protected.”

“Mr. Trump has to understand that absolving Russia is a road that he needs to be very, very careful about moving down.”

Brennan said Trump likening the U.S. intelligence community to Nazi German for presumably leaking the content of an opposition-research dossier on him is “outrageous.”

“The world is watching now what Mr Trump says and listening very carefully. If he doesn’t have confidence in the intelligence community, what signal does that send to our partners and allies as well as our adversaries?”

“It’s more than just about Mr Trump.”

“There is no interest in undermining the president elect,” he said. “Our responsibility is to understand dangers on the world stage so (Trump and his Republican administration) have the intel we have so they can make the best decision.”

However, he said Trump “needs to be disciplined” and that he’ll face numerous challenges” in his presidency that begins Friday — with terrorism, cybersecurity, North Korea and Middle East instability among those at the top.

“So many issues on Day One,” Brennan said.

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Britain Headed for ‘Hard BREXIT’; Germany Leads Call for EU Army: Pound Slides

Prime Minister May is scheduled to give a speech regarding BREXIT on Tuesday — something the people of Great Britain voted to do more than 6 months ago. How this is news is anyone’s guess. I suppose the people who were against BREXIT, namely all of the media/globalist shills, thought it would just go away.

Alas, after a sharply worded interview by Phillip Hammond, Chancellor of the Exchequer, and ahead of a significant speech by May scheduled on Tuesday, it appears reality is starting to seep into the matrix.

Source: Ny Times

In a combative interview published on Sunday, the chancellor of the Exchequer, Philip Hammond, warned that, if no agreement could be reached on market access, Britain could change its economic model from “European style” taxation and regulation to regain competitiveness.

“The British people are not going to lie down and say, ‘Too bad, we’ve been wounded,’” he said. “We will change our model and we will come back, and we will be competitively engaged.”

In a television interview on Sunday, Jeremy Corbyn, the leader of the opposition Labour Party, said that Mr. Hammond “appears to be making a sort of threat to the European community,” calling it “a recipe for some kind of trade war with Europe in the future.”

In other words, the Brtish government isn’t going to let a pack of unelected wolves in Brussels bully them around and will compete with the EU in order to protect the business interests of the British people. Only to a crazy person is this bad policy for the UK.

In other news, Germany’s Angela Merkel is calling on the EU to form an army. Naturally, Germany would lead such an army — as it had conquered the continent, continuously, over the past century. Let it be noted, however, the German army of today is not the Germany army of 1940.

“Let’s not fool ourselves. From the point of view of some of our traditional partners – and I am thinking here as well about the transatlantic relations – there is no eternal guarantee for a close cooperation with us Europeans.

“I’m convinced that Europe and the EU will have to learn to take on more responsibility in the world.

Europe is facing the biggest challenges for decades. It would be naive to always rely on others to solve the problems in our neighbourhood.”

The Brtish Pound is down 1% v the dollar — down to 31 year lows.

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Trump Ensnares Media in Yet Another Fake News Boondoggle

The media was rife with ‘I told you so’ headlines yesterday, after reports from more unnamed sources said the first order of business for the Trump administration was to hold a summit with Vladimir Putin, in Iceland, just like Reagan did with Gorbachev, circa 1986.

The headlines were smug and the Twitterati of newly born left wing militarist war mongers were resplendent with calls for martial law or protests or anything that could stop Donald Trump, an obvious traitor against America — a revolting person of low qualities who enjoys to be urinated upon by Russian hookers.

The only problem with that narrative, as touching as it may seem, is that it’s completely false. According to Trump’s press secretary, it’s all fake news.

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Here is what Bloomberg peddled for news yesterday.

Donald Trump’s advisers have told U.K. officials that the incoming president’s first foreign trip will be a meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin, potentially in Reykjavik within weeks of taking office, the Sunday Times reported.

Trump plans to begin working on a deal to limit nuclear weapons, the newspaper said, without providing details. It cited an unidentified source for the summit plans, and added that Moscow is ready to agree to the meeting, based on comments from officials at the Russian embassy in London.

The paper, citing an unidentified adviser to Trump, told the Times that the president-elect, who will be sworn in on Jan. 20, will meet with Putin at a neutral venue “very soon.”

In eyeing Iceland’s capital, Trump’s team may be hoping to recreate the optics of a Reagan-era nuclear agreement. Former President Ronald Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev, then general secretary of the Soviet Union’s Communist Party, held a two-day summit in Reykjavik in October 1986 to work on what eventually became a major nuclear disarmament treaty between the two superpowers in 1987.

Trump’s transition team didn’t immediately respond to a request for comment.

Did the media just make up this story out of thin air in an attempt to further deride Trump? I must admit, only in a bizarre world, such as the one created by the left for the left, is holding meetings with a military super power in the attempts to normalize relations and preserve peace considered a bad thing. Alas, we are living in an era of war, where the military industrial complex works overtime to control useful idiots to foment anger and sway public opinion towards (you guessed it) MOAR WAR.

This story was likely leaked by team Trump on purpose, in order to make the media look like jackass fools. By leaking falsehoods to an ornery and invective media, Trump keeps them on their toes and makes them second guess anything they hear coming out of his quarters, an effective disinformation strategy used to fool an enemy during a time of war.

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SPIRAL: The Clinton Global Initiative is Shutting Down

I wonder why? After all, they were doing such good work for themselves.

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After Hillary announced her candidacy for President in 2015, contributions to the CGI crashed to a record low. Ever since the exposure of how bedraggled and corrupt the CGI was, well, things have become untenable. As such, they just filed with the State of NY their intent to layoff 22 workers — citing “Discontinutation of the Clinton Global Initative” as the reason.

In other news, the Clinton Foundation CEO, Eric Braverman, has been missing for more than 80 days.

All Questions, No Answers
If Braverman is in hiding to protect his life, is it because he leaked the Podesta emails to Wikileaks, and/or is he preparing to testify against the Clintons? The one thing we know is that Braverman has disappeared from the public eye, and that neither he, his “husband” Neil Brown, nor his family, nor his Yale employers, has made a single public statement to dispel the speculations.

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