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Effeminate Shills Plot to Disrupt Trump Inauguration with Stink Bombs at Comet Pizza

I know this is making the rounds today — as people are so frantic over the Trump ascendancy. But look at these homo shills. They’re mentally ill losers from a group called ‘the anti fascist group’ — scheming to disrupt the inauguration by deploying juvenile stink bombs.

These aren’t serious people. And look where they decided to have their meeting — at the Comet Ping Pong Pizza parlor — home of the pizzagate.

Fucking please.

“Yeah, if you had…a pint of butyric acid, I don’t care how big the building is, it’s closing…And this stuff is very efficient, it’s very very smelly, lasts a long time a little of it goes a long way.”

“If you get it into the HVAC system it will get into the whole building.”

Meanwhile, “Plan B” entailed an effort to simultaneously set off the sprinkler systems throughout the building which had the “added benefit” of sending party goers “outside in the freezing cold.”

“I’m trying to think through how to get all the sprinklers to go off at once. There’s usually a piece of like fusible metal or a piece of glass with liquid in it that will blow”

“And the added benefit, everybody is going to walk outside in the freezing cold.”

Literally nothing.

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22 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    Soros’s useful commie idiots

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  2. frog

    It’s amazing how often Soros is accused of causing every single bad thing he had nothing to do with. But the Right Wingers here elected 2 GOP Houses of Congress– the party paid for by the Koch brothers, who are never criticized for all the real damage they do to the air, the water, the social safety net, and the middle class in the U.S.

    Right Wing propaganda is the most successful propaganda the world has ever seen.

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    • sarcrilege

      LOL !

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    • dragun

      Might want to do ur fact cheking Kochs didnt help Trump. In fact kept their software to themselves as well as endorse Hillary.

      Come on frog …

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      • Dr. Fly

        The Kochs HATE Trump. As a matter of fact, Trump just kicked one off his golf course. Google it.

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        • dragun

          LOL .. payback is a beeotch. The best is when the talk about how much they donation to African American causes, yet were the money behind trying to segregate a school district backing school trustee in favor of segregation.

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    • husaria

      We are trying to turn commie idiots into something useful. Monkey needs to get back to work.

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    • derp

      Soros has outspent the Koch brothers by hundreds of millions. When you say Koch, you really mean cock, because you want your mouth stuffed with one?

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  3. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Love it. Better hurry up with that protective meat line of wussy bikers.

    First domino to fall.. Crowley. Only fitting that serial liar chooses discredited plagiarist as national security communications director. My god there is a god.

    Clowns to left. Jokers to the right.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Amazing TC. You managed an entire paragraph of indecipherable gibberish.

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      • traderconfessions
        traderconfessions

        Oops. Forgot who reads your blog..

        Try this.

        Once upon a time there was a lying son of bitch who was elected president and he hired a fellow liar to shill his lies. But her lies were discovered .., all fall down.

        Now get your fuckin sippy cups and go to sleep.

        (Mic drop)

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        • Dr. Fly

          Who gives a shit about Monica Crowley? You people are crying so hard you can’t even think straight.

          Get used to 8 years of Trump, followed by another 8 years of Pence, followed by the first female President for 8 years: IVANKA.

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        • sarcrilege

          @ Fly
          “Get used to 8 years of Trump,..”

          Pffft, Trump will be lucky if he survives 8 days, let alone 8 years. He is as good as JFK – assassinated.

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      • husaria

        Is just seal barking Mr Fly.

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  4. mx2101

    If the forecast holds it will not be “freezing cold”. 40 to 50 degrees with rain starting about 10 AM.

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  5. cancel19

    Juvenile anarchist is all they are. The world is watching.

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  6. soupbone

    Butyric acid is what is produced when butter goes rancid. This is an old and nasty joke used at university here and there. A jar of it is placed in the ducting and the lid simply removed, stinks the whole place out.

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  7. Dr. Fly

    Even though we disagree on politics, I don’t want to see any of you in Federal custody. I am certain iBC is on the radar, so be careful about leaving comments about Trump getting assassinated.

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