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FUCKERY ALERT: TRUMP JUST JINXED THE STOCK MARKET; ALL IS LOST

This was one of those moments that the second you heard it, you knew what it meant.

Wall Street loves their low wage’d immigrants. When you fuck with the plantation workers, there will be hell to pay for it. Hence, we’re seeing a sharp decline in stocks today, all to do with panic and protest, crying, and loathesome despair.

Then Trump did a presser where he said “people thought the market would go down under me. Pffff. People who know me, know what I’m about and the market went up massively.”

Well fuck me running sideways in a field filled with cactai. This is an ominous statement.


Take it back. Say you didn’t mean it.

Aside from dooming the market, Trump made fun of a few people, said regulations were going out. He signed an executive order declaring that for every 1 regulation enacted, two must be revoked. In other words, all of the shills at the EPA are out of work, completely homeless.

Stocks are haranguing lower. Expect carnage and bloodshed. For the sake of digital finance, we need a market crash. Maybe we’ll even get an Exodus oversold signal. Its been more than 6 months since the last one, unprecedented lack of volatility.

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26 comments

  1. mr.wiggles

    Hopefully uranium will be able to weather the storm.

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  2. evilspeculator

    What’s with all the whining? This is nothing but an opportunity to slap around a few weak hands and late comers. I for one will be carefully watching for buying opportunities.

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  3. infinitezuul

    Huge buying opportunity. Best we’ll get for years… maybe decades.

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  4. small pleb

    The abuses of the H-1B visa program have been shameful.

    There isn’t a single American IT worker that doesn’t know the program is being egregiously abused to import cheap labor that CANNOT QUIT. H-1B holders are virtually shackled to their employer and have zero ability to participate in the job market. They are stuck at a lower than market rate without the ability to quit and seek better.

    See: http://www.cringely.com/2015/06/15/the-h-1b-visa-program-is-a-scam/

    If Trump doesn’t end the abuse of H-1B he will have failed.

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    • traderconfessions
      traderconfessions

      You know that for years Trump has been using H2-B visas to hire foreign workers for his Fl country club. Just like he was using Chines steel to build his buildings. We are so used to his bullshit nothing registers on the meter any more.

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  5. john_galt

    This sell-off has little to do with Trump, but it has much more to do that the market is way overdue for a proper correction. There was way too much arrogance and chest beating last week from retail folks after DOW breached 20K, without participation from the Institutionals. When one trades like a piker one shouldn’t be surprised of the outcome. This sell-off is real so don’t be a fool trying to catch falling blades. There are coins to be made shorting the tape now.

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  6. jsal56

    Trump could give one wit if the market collapses.

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  7. mr.wiggles

    DRYS……lololol

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  8. mr.wiggles

    Shorting is for snowflakes and is very un-American.

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  9. mr.wiggles

    down 200= ibank traffic surge

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  10. deng go there

    I’m losing money today. All because of that jerk Obama!

    As a small entrepreneur, I’m hoping Trump will let to drill for oil in my backyard. Fuck the commie neighbours.

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  11. joshua

    Spicer retweeted the onion. LOL. Is this even real life?

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  12. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Price, AKA Swamp Thing, is feeling no pain…

    http://www.wsj.com/articles/rep-tom-price-got-privileged-discounted-offer-on-biomedical-stock-company-says-1485800769

    Any thoughts from pay-to-pla police?

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