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Shia Lebeouf Memed Into Jail After Assaulting Man

Shia has to be the dumbest shill on the face of the earth. He set up this moronic livestream cam in Queens, which is supposed to run 24hrs per day, for the entirety of Trump’s term — with him and his cult followers chanting ‘He will not divide us’ — because those 5 words were going to insulate him from all of the great evils HitlerTrump would impose upon him.

Meanwhile, the crazies from the 4chan forum have been obsessing over this project of his, hoping to somehow meme Shia into a cold prison cell and have his stupid project terminated.

Phase 1 has been successfully completed tonight, as the NYPD arrested Shia, and summarily ‘divided’ him from his drug addled friends, all live for the public to bear witness.

Observe.

Apparently, his arrest stemmed from the following incident, which was also caught on tape.

Sadly, Shia has been divided and now joins new friends in jail.

UPDATE: Shia wasn’t arrested for the above assault, but another one, according to an eyewitness.
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15 comments

  1. jesse j

    That livestream looks pretty silly, but getting arrested for that little pat on the chest is even more silly. Land of the free….

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  2. Dr. Fly

    Read update, retard

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  3. derp

    I’m sure you know most movie stars are borderline midgets. Because that’s what looks good on camera. But it takes a special kind of retard to think he is a badass in real life without his stunt double.

    https://youtu.be/SEYEyNbggiw

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  4. The Maven

    Zombies!!! Is that Frog with the heart drawn on the palm?

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  5. dragun

    wow, he should start a cult and ask members to pay to be on the stream until the mother ship comes to pick them up.

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  6. infinitezuul

    Jesus. Look at that loser in the green jacket, mimicking Shia’s mannerisms. That is so embarrassing.

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  7. hedge500

    I find these people to be quite reprehensible.

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  8. cancel19

    I’d pay top dollar to see the Hell’s Angels beat to a pulp all those indigent Emo pussies!

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  9. traderconfessions

    Sounds like a bunch of people have too much time on their hands. Including the cops.

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  10. bountyhunter1

    What’s next a livestream from Guyana ? Fucking weirdos drinking the b actor koolaid

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  11. billiejones

    HAHAHAHA, How long do you guys think green jacket and the rest of Shia’s disciples sat there chanting “he will not divide us” after Shia was arrested? I’d bet there is hours of footage of them aimlessly chanting……just waiting for Shia to return so that they could show him how faithfully they kept up the part.

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  12. Dr. Fly

    The people from 4chan have been going there and doing nazi salutes to trigger him.

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  13. oldmantrader

    anyone care to wager how long this lasts? I am guessing in a week this will be over

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