Slow News Day; Come Try Exodus Free for a Week

TRIALS ARE HERE and hardly anyone will be convicted GUILTY and hung for their sins.

I entreat you to enter the great halls of Exodus and try it out for a week.

BY ACCEPTING THIS FREE TRIAL, I READILY ADMIT TO BEING A DISHEVELED MOUNTEBANK, A GRIFTER, AND A MISER.

There’s lots of stuff to do inside the platform. A curious mind can concoct his/her own investment methods and then test them out without backtesting tools. There’s a lot of ‘stuff’ to take in and it can be woefully overwhelming, especially if running money for other people. This is precisely why I created it — to free up some of my time so that I might partake in hedonistic games of pleasure. Instead of sifting over 10ks, why not snort a bag of cocaine and have Exodus do it for you?

Trials end in one week. Let me know what you think and how I might improve upon it.