BEARS ARE ABOUT TO GET LIT UP TO START THE NEW YEAR

Are natural gas futures down by 7.4% right now? If so, I sure do hope that’ll translate to cheaper prices for my monthly utility bill.

The Asians are rallying hard tonight, off HIBOR soaring to over 10%. Literally, no one gives a shit about SHIBOR/HIBOR credit issues or traps. It’s all about markets going higher for 2017 — no matter the news, the math, or any consequences. For most of 2016, I hemmed and hawed, hid in closets from the recession boogie man who never came. Trump got elected and now AMERICA IS GREAT AGAIN.

Heading into tomorrow’s trade, I am 100% long $UEC, like a craven lunatic. I will be depositing 4x my account value into my brokerage account for the explicit purposes of investing to win. Very soon you will soon discover the madness of “The Fly”, a mythical creature who laid dormant for over a year — surveying the landscape — preparing for war.

The Dow futures are higher by 128 now. All those in front of the Dow train will soon be flattened out like manholes — tossed into junkyards and recycled into urinals for the world to piss on.

Happy 2017. See you in the morning.