The New Year’s festivities are almost here and I wanted to make sure I got to say thank you for supporting the site, before you headed off into the blue moon to inebriate yourselves to the point of retardation.
When I quit managing money in December of 2015, I was as happy as a pig in slop. Looking back on that moment now, seeing the results of the market, I am filled with regrets. Some people don’t know what they want to do in life. They hem and haw through life with indifference and half ass their efforts because their work isn’t inspirational. I was always lucky in that regard. Since the age of 10, I wanted to be a stock broker. As a young teenager, me and my nerd friends would play money manager using the Wall Street Journal quotes, some paper and pencil, and a lot of imagination.
When I became a stock broker, the dream of wanton success and elaborate degrees of winship was alive and well in me. I’d work furiously and without pause until I reached success. I achieved business success after just a few years, but was quickly disillusioned when the dot com bubble burst — causing me to lose tremendous amounts of money for my clients and personally.
Nevertheless, I moved on from that and slowly built my business back to be bigger than ever. However, the ebbs and flows of an economy on tilt, being rigged by central banks, eventually took its toll and I started to hate it. So in December of 2015 I quit.
Not having anything to do with myself, I completely immersed myself in iBankCoin, quickly moving on from personal trade ideas to news and then politics. The election season was too interesting for me to ignore. I realized by doing this, spewing out certain ideas and demonizing ‘libtards’, I’d abandon 30% of my legacy reader base — many of which had been very loyal readers since the beginning. But I couldn’t contain myself. The ideas put forth during the campaign and the pettiness that has occurred since then provided me with a golden opportunity to explore this nefarious outlet — and I did so with great vigor and tenacity — as most of you know. In other words, I used to get angry at myself or the market for not adhering to my beliefs, now I just get mad at everything else.
I have deep seated anger issues, but I’ll be ok.
Part of reconciling with some of you retarded liberals was to lift all bans from iBC, forever. I will only ban people for making direct threats or spamming. In spite of the fact that I do not agree with many of you, I am mature enough now to see that ideas are just ideas, life is finite, and everyone should have a say.
The subsequent result of all of my bantering has led to a 60% jump in iBankCoin traffic and an appreciable spike in Exodus memberships (we do need to keep the champagne flowing around here). Aside from iBC being my soul and life’s work, it’s also a business and I take it very seriously. We’re working on some great updates for the software in 2017 and I intend to become very active in my trading account, in order to keep me focused and interested in finance.
I am very ritualistic about New Year’s Eve and believe it’s a time to cast away bad habits, old belongings, and move onto greener pastures. For 2017, I intend to return to my former glory and grace, thrusting enemy battleships into the ramparts of hell — sending all in my path towards a forlorn journey into the black abyss of never ending suffering and loneliness.
I wish everyone else a very happy New Year’s and may 2017 be the year that you finally grow a penis and become the man you were supposed to be.
NOTE: Exodus prices rise after midnight tomorrow. Lock in the lower rates now, else suffer the consequences.
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Fucking brilliant.
I wish you Dr. Fly and all iBankcoiners a Happy and Prosperous New Year!
Happy New Year!! Now go Break the Bank in 2017!
No Dow 2.0
Cheers to all here.
Advice to fly.
Sell in May.
Best wishes one and all!
Happy new years Fly. I’ve been following you since “Broker A” and “Broker B” was a thing (2006)? I have to say that you have provided me exactly the experience that I have been looking for throughout those years. I honestly feel very, very lucky to have found you and your site back then, as the knowledge and wisdom I have gained has been priceless. The site during this year (2016) has been the best Internet experience of my life – the quality of your posts, topics and spicey commentary has just been fantastic. Seriously man, great job, and happy new year!
Happy New Year to all!
May 2017 fulfill your dreams or at least get you on your way. ?
Don’t forget your female followers …….Here’s to hoping they grow a penis and become Rachel Maddow.
LOL
Happy New Years to Fly and everyone here.
The increase in traffic is good to hear. You deserve it, Fly.
For myself, nothing is more interesting than a look at the absurd. The winner for 2016 was Hillary Clinton. Her shamelessness fascinates me especially as I am one filled with regrets and shame. To watch someone like Hillary is as unique an experience as would be observing my first alien encounter.
I enjoy the markets also and hope you continue some volatile mixture.
Yes, she was totally unashamed of all the stuff that the fake news falsely accused her of. Imagine that.
Cry me a river Frog
Your “spicey” commentary is without equal. 2016 was my worst year ever. But I too will leave it in the rear view mirror and kick it in 2017. Thanks for the honesty Fly. It is rare now days.
Fly top 10 books ever?
The Human Comedy
Count of Monte Cristo
Bleak House
1984
Three Musketeers
Scaramuche
The Sun also Rises
Don Quixote
The Great Gatsby
This Side of Paradise
War and Peace
Start with that.
I’ve read 2 of those…
1984, along with brave New world, is a take on a dystopian future and it reads like a blueprint for modern day globalist to retain power. That being said, the plot is a little off and I didn’t like the ending at all.
The Great Gatsby is the quintessential tale of the roaring 20s. It reads as if it could have been written today minus any mention of computers. A great short read and easy to understand. Start with that.
I would also recommend Animal Farm. A short allegory on the USSR/communism.
Rum Diaries too is an absolute must read classic.
Thanks Fly, for another year at the rodeo. This is the best freak show in town. Best wishes to all !
Happy New Year to all including the dumbass commies in these hallowed halls. It is your last. May the coming year of our Lord Man God be a purge of unrelenting force with vigor and no remorse.
Hear! Hear!
Happy New Year to all. Wishing everyone great experiences and laughter in 2017. Dr Fly, wishing you and yours all the best in the new year. Thank you for your continued insights and sharing of ideas.
WTF is this music???
Bossa nova, my current obsession.
Thank you Fly