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In Other News, “The Fly” is Winning Again

Many of you said you missed the old Fly swashbuckling around, playing with sticks of dynamite for the sole purposes of banking coin. Well, I’m swashbuckling like a motherfucker here, playing with live nuclear bombs in a last minutes gambit to execute an XMAS MIRACLE — long $UEC with all of my trading assets. The whole fucking account is in a god damned penny stock and I haven’t worried about it for a singular second.

Do you know why? Because my winship is all but guaranteed. Donald J. Trump is going to build the biggest and the best nuclear bombs the world has ever seen. He’s gonna build so many of them, alien races from other planets will come here to attempt to slow him down.

Do you know what will happen then?

He’ll take 1,000 of his finest nuclear missiles and send them through a fucking space portal to blow up their ancient planet, easy come, easy go, like a fucking Deathstar exercise from the movie Rogue One.

Meanwhile, I’ll be here chewing on pieces of bread with meat in it, celebrating my swashbuckling adventures into the nuclear bomb business.

In the three days that I’ve owned UEC, my 10.5% gains have nearly matched all of the hard fought efforts of the market for the entire year.

The winship is palpable. New Year’s celebrations will be magnanimous.

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10 comments

  1. riotact

    Going all-in on a penny stock. is this the highlight of your trading career?

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    • Dr. Fly

      Yes, this is the highlight of my trading career. Everything I’ve ever done has led up to this moment.

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      • jts5362

        I once made close to 150% trading the penny stock $GNOIL my senior year in high school. I had ZERO idea what I was doing. Good times.

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      • john_galt

        like selling gdx at its bottom?

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  2. Marc David

    @riotact – I recall Fly went full in on FTK as a “penny stock” I saw the low at 0.99 cents.. didn’t buy. Many people sold much later at $21

    I will be sad once again if this “penny stock” goes to $10 while the of the iBC crew got in at $1.04

    My sight is too short to see the long game. Which is why I heart this blog.

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    • mx2101

      Marc- I remember watching the low print that day. Comments here were going out of their minds with anguish I recall Fly got out with a good profit on the trade.

      Months later…someone posted they just sold at something like $9 and thanked Fly for sharing the trade.

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  3. mx2101

    Wynn Las Vegas is putting Amazon Echo in guest rooms. Think of the possibilities.

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  4. flyloses

    After selling your plethora of 2016 LOSERS (gold miners at the bottom)….you now go all in on a penny stock ….. you have become everything you despise

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