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Trump’s Enemies Are Rallying Today: Pesos, WTI, FANG and More!

Ladies and Gentlemen, bear witness to a most grotesque and unique circumstance. The ultimate squeeze is upon you. The rallying of Trump’s enemies while Obama is still in office. This is the fear trade that was written about in Wall Street lore, warning us of its eventuality.

All of the shit that is supposed to sell off and screaming higher today, as a massive wave of speculation breaks through and entices all of the very low and down traders in America.

Mexican pesos: boom.

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The House of Saud lives another day. More OPEC rumors equals shills chasing crude, means sharply higher prices.

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Even the FANG bangers are participating in today’s decadence.

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Also, it is being reported that Trump may in fact ‘keep parts of Obamacare’, which must have Obama happy today.

President Barack Obama blows a soap bubble using a 3-D printed bubble wand designed by Jacob Leggette, 9, of Baltimore, Md., while touring the 2016 White House Science Fair at the White House in Washington, Wednesday, April 13, 2016. (AP Photo/Jacquelyn Martin)
President Barack Obama blows a soap bubble using a 3-D printed bubble wand designed by Jacob Leggette, 9, of Baltimore, Md., while touring the 2016 White House Science Fair at the White House in Washington, Wednesday, April 13, 2016. (AP Photo/Jacquelyn Martin)

Lastly, the very honest main stream media believes Trump will not go after Hillary Clinton and her band of pizza loving archetype criminals, after he appoints a new AG. Madam Not President must be pleased.

Hillary Rodham Clinton

This is all theatre, naturally. Trump hasn’t taken power yet, so this is the quiet before the storm, the ebb before the tide rolls over and washes away all of the very horrible and despicable mountebanks who’ve abused the system for the past 20 years.

Mexico will pay. The Chinese will cease robbing America blind. Obamacare is toast. And Hillary is going to prison.

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4 comments

  1. LP

    Look at her eyes, you don’t fake enthusiasm like that.

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  2. pptsd

    Ah, life is looking brighter already.

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  3. vandamme

    Lol, he’s “keeping” Obamacare because there’s no other choice at this point.

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  4. Marc David

    So essentially everything goes higher.. my 401k is happy. I see nothing wrong with whatever game is being played. Everybody is winning. The mall was freaking packed this weekend with folks shopping.

    Dump the ARK and go long duck dong!

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