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FUTURES CRASH AS THE TRUMP TRAIN STEAMROLLS HILLARY IN FLORIDA; GOLD SURGES

With 91% of the votes in, Trump is up by 1.5% or 140k votes in Florida. As such, futures are getting clown slapped, off by 200+.

Gold is higher by 1.1%. Crude is lower by 1%. The yen is higher by 1.1% and Asian markets are sharply lower.

Trump is doing much better than Wall Street expected. Ergo, futures are fucking plunging.

As we speak, Trump is now up 0.5% in NC with 70% in.

Lastly, the peso is off by 0.6%.

Update: Futs -300

UPDATE: Futures -450

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15 comments

  1. sethster99

    Florida was the most important state, imo! Now it comes down to a tie!

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  2. wolfdaddy

    I’m going to be up until the market opens watching all the lunatics go crazy if he pulls this off. Really looking forward to Chris Matthews and Rachel maddow shit themselves

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  3. cancel19

    Ha ha ha ha ha! Libtards!

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  4. the_swatter

    MAGA bitchez, burn the witch . . .. . . .. Marina Abrakadabrawitch & Warlock Podesta furiously praying to their dark lord in blood pentagram, while Hitlery strapped to cot seizuring, speaking in tongues as Huma, Karlos Danger & Syphilis Willy chanting & waving diazepam pens, Busted Grill Chelsea & her failed hedgie hubby on verge of sacrificing their firstborn … . .. drain that pervert satanic dnc cult swamp!

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  5. cancel19

    MAGAZINE

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  6. cancel19

    MAGA

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  7. ironbird

    These other fucking states. It is not over people.

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  8. boyaj

    Peso is now off by 8%

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  9. peso trader

    Peso down 9%…Gold up $32 / 1306

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  10. the_swatter

    i will tread carefully on the upper east side streets as brain matter & all kinds of gore will be literally covering the streets with all the exploding libtard heads…

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  11. the_swatter

    paul krugman tweeting about disgruntled evil white men as he pats & dabs his leaking vagina wit old copies of nytimes…

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  12. formergeek

    If he wins what say ye Fly. Will he be like idealistic but disastrous Jimmy Carter who came in after a big criminal White House. Or will he be like Teddy Roosevelt taking on the robber Barron globalists of his day.

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  13. tradingmantis

    All aboard the Trump Train. Final stop…Washington Deecee.

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